8.1.23

Monopolized mutation

D4rw1n: Driscolls is marketing a new mutant strain of blueberry under the name "Sweetest Batch."  We've sampled several boxes over the last few months. They're moderately sweeter than the regular ones, which is fine. They're also freakishly large. Which is an okay trait up to a point.

That point was officially exceeded by today's batch, which included the big bulgy bastard pictured.

1. Mutant blueberries. 2. Normal-ish-sized blueberry. 3. House.

They're BIGGER THAN A DANG HOUSE

The lumpiness is the feature to emphasize, in my view. That's what crosses them over into a weird uncanny valley of the mutant produce world

6.1.23

Hurt lockered up

b1-66er: <Wombo>

D4rw1n: I like how a beaten-up Jeremy Renner looks like a strung-out Sean Penn

b1: It may be the first 
Psychically Same 
AI doodle ever made.

5.1.23

Mormonium

Dead head: SLC

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Beniofu

b1-66er: <Wombo>

Special K: Why is he Japanese?

b1: If you actually knew him, you wouldn't ask that question.

K: I know him and that he's fond of Japanese culture. He's not Japanese. 

b1: No.

K: Good reply. 
I really think so.

The Motleys' Fouled

b1-66er: A detractor...

Zedzed: They are looking at the wrong thing.
As you know from working in the cellphone industry, subscribers don't really mean anything. The question is a) how much money did you spend to get them, and b) how much money are you making off of them.
Netflix spends almost $0 to get them, and we have high prices that means we make a lot of $$$ off of them.
Disney got subscribers fast, but at a huge loss.
Most of the smart folks have now figure out that Netflix is the only streaming company that's actually making a profit. All the others are running at a loss to catch up.

b1: Taste THAT, bitches!


4.1.23

Kick the can!

b1-66er: <Wombo>

b1-67er: Is she disappointed she only has one leg?

Nightmare-ish

b1-66er: <Wombo Dream>

b1-67er: Looks like it was made with BAD Dream