26.10.22

Lathe work on the body

b1-66er: https://www.insider.com/healthy-habits-that-may-slow-weight-loss-according-to-dietitian-2022-10 

My version:
• Leaving the lights on your car, knowing you'll have to jump start it later, won't 'burn' the calories as you jam that Chocodile in your mouth while doing so.

• "Do overs" on the meal you just ate do not count. And no, 'mulligans' have never been part of the American Heart Association guidelines.

• Eschewing all foods with a 'z' in the ingredients is not a "thinking diet person's" step forward. Doing so does not "automatically eliminate 1/26th of everything you eat.")

• One quart of Häagen Daz is not the 'diet version' of a gallon.

• A six pack of Lite beer consumed with a cup of sugar does not qualify as 'less filling' than a regular Miller
 sixer. And no, you don't "know it's working because it doesn't 'taste great.'"

• Milk of Magnesia blended into your bottle of orange juice in the morning doesn't qualify it as a 'dietetic smoothie.'

Special K: Diet advice.

21.10.22

The need you don't

b1-66er: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/taco-bell-grilled-cheese-dipping-tacos-taste-test 
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Major Math: Everything at Taco Bell is unnecessary except for the tacos. But we need unnecessary 

b1: I AM NEVER LEAVING YOUR SIDE•

17.10.22

Happy Hallowe'en

D4rw1n: I just saw my first television ad for personal injury lawyers chasing cases of "unnecessary injury" suffered as "millions are flocking to the metaverse." The photo is of a guy wearing a VR headset, but the implication is clearly that if you accidentally sprint into a sliding glass door while you're Lightsaber dueling with Darth Vader, you might try to sue Mark Zuckerberg

4.9.22

Minus Jeanne-Claude

b1-66er: [pic] 
< ideal bicycling conditions

b1-67er: Looks like Christo 

28.8.22

Jaw bone exercises

Former Meat Man : No one has to be in shape to run their mouth.

21.8.22

Wildlife Study and Polypropylene

The Dear Hunter: Here we go. Gang is all here.

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