Fast food frenzy!

b1-66er: <screenshot clip>

I think these types of images use are being intentionally used to (perhaps somewhat subliminally) combat the 'Sleepy Joe' moniker.

Special K: What types do you mean?

b1: Wide eyed and crazy looking.

Editorial choice is made in every pic that's presented in news...

They have dozens to choose from on every image in every story they run...

And I'm telling you, that expression on his face here is not 'Normal Joe Biden.'

I see this happening more often...

Crazy stuff is showing up occasionally...

I guess the intent is trying to make him look more 'alert and aware.'

Come on, the guy's 80 years old.

He's not gonna look whack-crazy talking about restaurants...

Chinese hacking, maybe.

Fires engulfing the west, probably.

KFC...

K: KFC!!!

b1: Exactly•

A gust up the kilt

Special K: "Halsey Said She Will No Longer Do Press After A Magazine Disrespected Their Pronouns And Posted Interview Quotes Out Of Context"

b1-66er: The first unabashed hater of KTXT•

K: A sign of greatness. 

b1: For us...

... Or her?

K: Definitely us. 

Two, Green, and Even

The Curator: https://motsusocks.com/products/savvy-sox-roulette-socks?utm_content=Facebook_UA&utm_source=facebook&variant=39353463079006

b1-66er: Who DOESN'T like a roulette sock?

AND IT'S SINGLE ZERO!

•••

b1-67er: If you are buying roulette socks, those are the ones you want.

The Accomplice: Right!

Penetrating observation

b1-66er: "Jeff Bezos Made It To Space But People Can't Help But Notice The Dick-Shaped Rocket He Rode In On"

Special K: I think most rockets are 'penis-shaped,' for the same reason as penises. 

Tide e-Soul

Special K: This is the first time anyone has been inside our house in 16+ months.

b1-66er: Howz it feel?

K: Weird and nerve-wracking, even though they're vaxxed and masked. Windows are open, central fan is on.

        <4 hours pass>

The maids are done. They spent 3 hours doing "deep cleaning."

Sounds sexy. It's not.

Judge gives an F for the E-ticket experience

b1-66er: This is a truly 'just' sentence.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/florida-man-gets-1st-felony-sentence-role-capitol-riot-n1274353

(The defendant's statement to the court was absolutely top notch.)

Special K: Yes. "The company of us who remained calmer in our protests may have made others feel emboldened."

"Your honor, if I have a weakness, it's that I care TOO MUCH."

66: It's best that you weren't the one presenting.

b1-67er: What's weird is the people they end up catching are the ones that are showing their faces on camera.  A lot of the people pushing the cops around were wearing all black and had their faces covered.  They were dressed for trouble.  I wonder how many of them have been caught.

66: I think we'll eventually find out.

K: The disguised ones were probably also not the ones on social media posting "DOOD I AM INSIDE THE CAPITOL JUST WROTE STUFF ON PELOSI'S WALL LOLZ OMG"

Some were doing an actual insurrection, and some were on the Insurrection Simulator ride.

67: I think so.  Some of these guys -probably this guy- were four parts dumbbell one part insurrectionist.  But some came with every intention of causing real trouble.

So THAT'S why those antennae are 'springy'...

Special K: "Curiosity rover discovers that evidence of past life on Mars may have been erased"

b1-66er: What a Great GREAT GREAT headline.

If it was the Weekly World News of our youth, it'd have a tag-on...

"... and with Eberhard eraser...

... FROM THE FUTURE!"