21.7.21

A gust up the kilt

Special K: "Halsey Said She Will No Longer Do Press After A Magazine Disrespected Their Pronouns And Posted Interview Quotes Out Of Context"

b1-66er: The first unabashed hater of KTXT•

K: A sign of greatness. 

b1: For us...
... Or her?

K: Definitely us. 

Two, Green, and Even

The Curator: https://motsusocks.com/products/savvy-sox-roulette-socks?utm_content=Facebook_UA&utm_source=facebook&variant=39353463079006

b1-66er: Who DOESN'T like a roulette sock?
AND IT'S SINGLE ZERO!

•••

b1-67er: If you are buying roulette socks, those are the ones you want.

The Accomplice: Right!

20.7.21

Penetrating observation

b1-66er: "Jeff Bezos Made It To Space But People Can't Help But Notice The Dick-Shaped Rocket He Rode In On"

Special K: I think most rockets are 'penis-shaped,' for the same reason as penises. 

19.7.21

Tide e-Soul

Special K: This is the first time anyone has been inside our house in 16+ months.

b1-66er: Howz it feel?

K: Weird and nerve-wracking, even though they're vaxxed and masked. Windows are open, central fan is on.
        <4 hours pass>
The maids are done. They spent 3 hours doing "deep cleaning."
Sounds sexy. It's not.

Judge gives an F for the E-ticket experience

b1-66er: This is a truly 'just' sentence.
(The defendant's statement to the court was absolutely top notch.)

Special K: Yes. "The company of us who remained calmer in our protests may have made others feel emboldened."
"Your honor, if I have a weakness, it's that I care TOO MUCH."

66: It's best that you weren't the one presenting.

b1-67er: What's weird is the people they end up catching are the ones that are showing their faces on camera.  A lot of the people pushing the cops around were wearing all black and had their faces covered.  They were dressed for trouble.  I wonder how many of them have been caught.

66: I think we'll eventually find out.

K: The disguised ones were probably also not the ones on social media posting "DOOD I AM INSIDE THE CAPITOL JUST WROTE STUFF ON PELOSI'S WALL LOLZ OMG"
Some were doing an actual insurrection, and some were on the Insurrection Simulator ride.

67: I think so.  Some of these guys -probably this guy- were four parts dumbbell one part insurrectionist.  But some came with every intention of causing real trouble.

17.7.21

So THAT'S why those antennae are 'springy'...

Special K: "Curiosity rover discovers that evidence of past life on Mars may have been erased"

b1-66er: What a Great GREAT GREAT headline.
If it was the Weekly World News of our youth, it'd have a tag-on...
"... and with Eberhard eraser...
... FROM THE FUTURE!"

15.7.21

Every little bit counts

Special K: 'According to the company website, the original recipe calls for the inclusion of the previous day's batch, a graining process that continues to this day. "As such, there's (theoretically) a bit of Leo's very first Tootsie Roll in every one of the sixty four million Tootsie Rolls that Tootsie produces each day."'