b1-66er: "Las Vegas man arrested after stabbing dog at bus stop on Las Vegas Strip"
Special K: Originality counts.
7.6.21
Any Flavor you like
b1-66er: "You Should Absolutely Freeze a Baked Sweet Potato Into a Popsicle"
Special K: And now I won't.
b1: Rabble rouser!
Special K: Fight the power•
<ed: with that we have the second, and most violent appearance yet, of a stance from Special K's 'punctuation arsenal.'>
4.6.21
4 men almost catch bad colds after extreme TXTing
b1-66er: "Woman Who Didn't Exercise for a Year 'Nearly Dies' After Intense Spin Class"
The Instigator: You've turned into a click bait bot
b1: That's what happens when you're unemployed.
What's the closing line from American Beauty?
"You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure; but don't worry...You will, someday."
I love me a good headline.
'Nearly dies' in quotes. Meaning what? She broke down crying while describing the ordeal...
... Or because she'd be electrocuted if she stopped pedaling?
BUT... As you know ALL TOO WELL... I'll cast bell ringers your way... With impunity... Because I'm that kind of guy.
DPRUSA: I nearly died on my spin bike today. Like if my heart rate was another 10 or 20 I'd be a goner. Then realized it was getting hard.
I stopped pedaling.
Finished workout.
Got my coffee.
Showered
Started work.
Viral, I'm telling you.
b1: EXACTLY•
Thank you for playing.
Full marks.
•••
The Great and Mighty Richardo: I can easily see that happening. Would it be different than a headline Man Who Races Car Not Driven for Years Nearly Blows Engine?
1.6.21
Fertilizer futures
Special K: One thing I'll miss about the pandemic is people weren't totally focused on buying dumb shit all the time.
Molecule KENO!
b1-66er: "As a giant clock counted down to 12:01 Tuesday morning, crowds cheered the complete reopening of downtown Las Vegas for the first time in more than a year, with live music and no mask or social distancing required."
Stearno: What happens in Vegas, stays aerosolized.
Careful with that air chamber in Eugene
b1-66er: Nice descriptive article.
(Probably old news to you.)
b1-67er: The salient fact that article leaves out is people get killed trying to take those air chambers apart. The spring has many hundreds of pounds of spring force in the compressed spring. If you take the clamp off the outside of the chamber, it will launch the chamber shell at hundreds of miles an hour, destroying everything in its path. Happens often.
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