2.5.21

Take a deep breath ... and think about "grist"

b1-66er: "It's been a wild week or so for the ransomware group Babuk. First they claim to have stolen 250 GB of data from the Metropolitan Police Department, including some that could expose informants. Then they say they're going to retire altogether. Then they revise that claim to say they're just quitting the ransomware part to focus on extortion full-time."

The Robot: Their life coach must have told them they need to focus to achieve their goals. 

Foundation fricassee

Special K: After a year of pandemic, my floors are covered in a fine layer of gray hair and fried chicken crumbs.

b1-66er: Time to break out the deep fryer and a claw hammer.

K: I like your thinking here. 

Speakerconehead

b1-66er: I just dreamt I was listening to: The Mountain Blast Podcast

Special K: "Blasting your way around the Bay"

b1: Is that a thing?

K: Maybe.

1.5.21

Moment of purrrfection

The Curator: As far as meditation goes...

The first time I really went down that rabbit hole was at a Shirley MacLaine seminar. It was the late 80's, cost 300 bucks: 100 for mind, 100 for body and 100 for soul. At some point in this all-day-adventure we sat on the floor. Shirley was going to talk us through some meditation, we were told to choose a partner near us. I turned and Julie Newmar (aka Catwoman) was next to me. So we were partners for a few hours. I remember being so relaxed and blank it was actually scary. I do those breathing exercises about once a month. 

30.4.21

Single speak

The Robot: 

VISIBILITY HINDERED BY FROG!

b1-66er: "The homeowner says she's upset and that they just built this house about one year aog"...
SO upset she can no longer spell 3-letter words

Special K: I'm agog. 

29.4.21

You maniacs! You blew it up!

Special K: (pic)

b1-66er: I wouldn't go star gazing tonight if I were you.

K: Oh baby.