Anybody got a bag of quarters?

Sweet Rolls: 0-3, Two lives remaining!  Close match. He played like the GM he is...

b1-66er: And you had...

... Not quite sweet enough rolls.

SR: PR 6.1 me, 2.1 him

b1: Lordy.

At least you're not on the "Lose in 5 Years"

plan.

SR: My "luck factor" in the 3 matches:  -5.0, -3.2, -4.5

b1: When I first read that, I thought it said

fuck factor

Shows what's happened to MY mind.

SR: Rough interpretation is # of points won due to luck in 13-point match.

 But I've been outplayed all three matches, so no gripes

b1: GOOD MAN, SWEET ROLLS!

SR: My odds of winning the tournament now must be around my odds of death by vending machine. 

b1: Time for a Kit Kat!

SR: Huh, it's in one of those old cigarette-style pull machines...oh well

b1: If you're creative enough...

... There are MULTIPLE ways to die by vending machine.

(and that's not even including the Yakuza.)

Oh, just get me a shovel!

Special K: I love the ktxt empire. 

b1-66er: I'm glad you do.

We've built the best single bucket sand castle on the World's Largest Beach.

It claims to be nothing...

... And it's extremely close to that.

K: Perfect description. 

... with a side of your supposed aubergine ...

b1-66er:  "...Two large pizzas, three salads, and a so-called taco cost $114.76. Including tip."

Special K: I love "so-called taco". 

b1: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

I still completely appreciate the phrase

It's a borderline ultimate insult...

..."You and your so-called taco."

K: Agreed. 

b1: You should try to casually drop that into your next conversation with Momma K.

K: As appropriate. 

I also like saying au contraire.

b1: It must sound especially quaint in your Yiddish-American accent.

I forget if you're heads or tails

b1-66er: "About 50% of people who intend to change their behavior fail to do so."

F3mbot: Count me in that 50%

Nozzling in

b1-66er: "Susan Lucci, 74, sizzles poolside in a white swimsuit"

Special K: Call the fire department!

Big Tex-ass

Special K: Map of US shown on Sri Lanka TV.  

Former Flyer <TX resident>: That's awesome!!

So...what do you embrace?

Special K: I generally avoid non-fiction terror.