Stars not bars

b1-66er: What's the worst thing about being Jewish?

Special K: No candy canes.

It's a BOOM!

b1-66er: "A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded"

b1-67er: The overlap between gender reveal party givers and poor pyrotechnic skills seems to be pretty large.

Looking deeper

Special K: What does it mean when you get barbecue sauce on your chest x-ray?

Choose (one): SMART or STUPID

b1-66er: <pic>

AI is not my friend here.

Special K: Dumb.

b1: Maybe her styling hack is showing how to put a rover on Mars?

K: Genius.

Dyin' with your treads on

b1-66er: I want NASA to build a rover that does nothing more than drive around and put a bullet in all doomed Martian craft.

Special K: Call it the "It's Over Rover."

b1: Great idea.

Doesn't putting a bullet in the dead seem like the right concept?

This is the new Wild West of Space after all.

And there's NO DOUBT which country is Sheriff.

To make the point...

...We don't wear a single star.

We wear 50.

K: It should especially kill the Russian rovers.

Howdy, sheriff.

Beaming with fashion

b1-66er: "Hailey Baldwin Balances Her Peek-a-Boo Cutout Pants With a Shacket, Classic Nikes & a Hat from Beyoncé"

Special K: Balance is important. 

AKA Branch

Special K: "FKA Twigs opens up her abusive relationship with Shia LaBeouf"

b1-66er:And...

She SNAPPED!