Some questions shall never be answered

b1-66er: "I remember searching for the perfect words..."

"I remember hating you for loving me. "

Special K: Riding on the Metro...

b1: Painful memories. 

THE high point of renting cars was getting a Geo Metro...

It made me incessant in my Berlin quotes. 

K: Sex! I'm a

b1: ... you're a wolverine ...

... in a snow blanket!

K: Why not?

I'm afraid you've got an impacted truth

Special K: The Stanley Cup finals are being played in the northernmost NHL city, between the league's 2 southernmost teams.

b1-66er: Great datum. 

<later>

 "Halle Berry Just Posted A New Swimsuit Photo And Her Butt Looks So Toned"

Special K: We used to call her 'Tony Butt.'

b1: It's that true?

Special K: It is not.

That bit about the southernmost teams is also not true, I just figured out. The correct phrasing is "southernmost teams EVER TO PLAY FOR THE CUP."

TX sky

Former Flyer:

Your eyes are the window to your Reddi-wip

b1-66er: https://www.delish.com/restaurants/g33983537/best-menu-items-at-chain-restaurants/

Stearno: Are those your new seven things?

 I'm proud to say I haven't been to most of those places, and the few I have, it's been years. (Still miss you, Chili's!)

b1: So tempting.

The IHOP pancakes sound (and look) hideous. 

S: It's that syrup color - looks like a murder scene. By the way, should you ever happen to stab me to death, please remember to empty a can of whipped cream on my corpse.

b1: Guaranteed. 

I'll lick it off your eyes. 

S: Thanks, pal!

Land of prose and moonshine

Stearno: Amazon just notified me that your hoses are on your porch.

b1-66er: Absolutely perfect timing. I just got out of bed. Thank you, Stearno!

CNN just informed me that 

Oregon residents are illegally stopping drivers at gunpoint during wildfire evacuations

When you're not allowed to pump your own gas, things happen. 

S: Not all Oregon residents

My shift isn't until Thursday

Wait. Is that the Cheezolator K?

b1-66er: That article is actually pretty good. 

Best Whizzinator story you'll read today. I promise. 

Special K: Yes.

b1: I'm pretty sure you read more whizzinator stories than I do. 

K: I'm completely sure.

What matters is the Uni -- not the lever

Special K: "Man Known as BabyQ Is in Trouble for Using Synthetic Penis"

b1-66er: If I advise him about it, would that be a 

Baby Q tip?