25.5.20

Life in quarantine...

b1-66er: ...if you're a GummiBär or Friend

24.5.20

High marks from the little boy from America!

b1-66er: Rate your entire COVID experience (1-10 best).

Special K: 9.5. No symptoms so far, family ok, got job, food, and shelter, -0.5 for anxiety. 

Hot water - Cold truth

b1-66er: "California Will Get So Hot That Mountain Streams Could Kill"

Special K: That's OK. We'll shoot 'em.

22.5.20

Paws

b1-66er: One of the Former Flyer's dogs has decided that right now would be the perfect time to die of cancer.

The 'Grid: No. 
No time is the right time, but now really isn't the right time.

21.5.20

The freedom to self-imprision

b1-66er: "'Disney Parks faces backlash for requiring guests to wear masks: 'Masks should be optional'"

Special K: Covidiots. 
(Not my coinage).
Masks are optional. 
You also have the option to stay at home and not wear one.

19.5.20

Ah, ah, ah!

b1-66er: "NASA scientists detect evidence of parallel universe where time runs backward"

Special K: The jokes write themselves.

b1: .raH

14.5.20

Better mark this as "0"

Special K: I love the KTXT.
The next time I'm in Krappalappastan, I'll read it 300 times.