Call me Nahasapeemapetilon1

b1-66er: 4x more posts were made to KTXT yesterday than the entirety of 2016.

Special K: Everything's booming due to Cv. 

b1: Exactly. 

KTXT is essential.

Our version of a 7-11...

... and our slushie machine needs work too. 

We have a sequestered weiner!

b1-66er: "The Bay Area is the first place in the US to pass a shelter-in-place law to address the coronavirus pandemic."

Not true. 

Special K: Yes. Not a law. 

b1: Also happened in NV first, I'm pretty sure.

I think the CA mandate is modeled off NV. 

K: I thought the bay one was first. Last Friday I think. 

b1: Well, *i* say the NV one was 4 years ago and Wayne Newton announced it with Imagine Dragons¹.

K: Sold. 

¹this was the way the new T-mo arena was announced, actually. b1 wins the debate, but his veracity is erroneous. Just like those people who used to mix it up in arguments at AAPL in the old days. 

Absence of clever

b1-66er: What event is that?

(It has no header. )

Oh it's a joke. 

Har. 

Special K: What event? What?

b1-66er: Exactly. 

K: I didn't text you anything about an event. 

I don't know what you mean. 

b1: 2020 canceled

That. 

Har again. 

K: Ah. 

I sent that 5 hours ago. Did it just land?

b1: Yes. 

Bad jokes propagate slowly. 

I show: sent 16:02; received 20:49.

K: Yow. 

You're the boss of me now, and you're not so big

Special K: I'm about to meet with my new boss. Did I mention he works in Boulder? He does.

He has a degree in bible studies. I should tell him what we're reading.

(I'm behind.)

b1-66er: Do. 

Let me know what he sez.

I suspect he already knows about it. 

K: I don't know if I should mention the Bible reading thing, because I don't remember how I found that out. Maybe he doesn't want anybody  to know.

b1: He'll be interested in talking about it. Even if briefly...

I suggest starting the conversation with. "Just so we're clear, I'm from the chosen tribe. "

K: Oh hell yes.

More melted than a Snickers

b1-66er: "State Department Tells U.S. Citizens Not To Travel Abroad"

Special K: That's big.

b1: Right. I only inform you big. 

Pandemics, State department, Taco Bell...

...... there is no other news. 

K: You have a high bar. I have a fu bar.

Where's the vice grips...

The Actore: I think the issue isn't the lethality of the disease, it's the lack of hospital facilities and ventilatorsthat could ramp up the lethality from 2 to 20% of ppl who get it.

b1-66er: Yes. 

That's what we're trying to smooth. 

TA: But that doesn't factor in the infinite b1-6xer series stubbornness.

b1: It's simultaneously our greatest strength and greatest weakness...

Sole survivors standing on a pile of rubble with a USB cable that only works, "if you hold it like this. "

All signs point to "K"

The Fembot: I am enjoying the arch and ktxt.

b1-66er: I've never been so active...

Even eclipses my Haiku Years. 

Special K's losing his mind, which makes it better. 

F: You two do write entertaining stuff! 

b1: We're glad you think so.

F: I know you do it mostly to amuse yourselves, but I appreciate it, too.  It is a good look inside your minds... kinda like the 24HOTV sessions.

b1: Exactly. 

F: Now you are both just weird all the time, without lack of sleep and bad TV.

b1: Good observation. 

K will love that. 

F: I am sure you will share with him.  Someday I would like to meet him in person.  Does he come to DenCo, now that his MIL has died?

b1: Not as much. His brother still lives there.
You'll meet him.