eXtreme Faux Lameness

<ed: possibly the worst thing I've ever put on KTXT.  Twice I thought, "No, too stupid."  Once I forgot. >

Special K:

https://www.xfl.com/rules 

b1-66er: "Less stall and more ball. "

I've heard SO MANY women say that about you.

K: RIGHT.

b1: So...

What's your take on the whole thing?

K: The weird rules are interesting enough that I'll sample it. But it'll have the same problem as the first XFL: the players aren't good enough and the games won't be interesting.

b1: Son of my bitch. 

How about if there's less stall and more ball?

K: How about 2 balls? How about balls for all? Balle uber alles!

We hear about Vince McMahon. What about Vince McWomahan?

b1: You're stretching there. 

K: Sometimes you gotta go for it.

b1: ... and wouldn't that be Vickie?

K: Vincetta.

Seeing spots

b1-66er: We're DEFINITELY doing hop-on/hop-off in San Antonio. 

Former Flyer: Okay!!

b1: Have you ever done one?

I've only done one lame HO/HO out of maybe... 8?

FF: Nope

b1: SA won't be lame, merely because you live there.

FF: I have no idea what there would be to see. I haven't seen much of the city at all. I have a 2 mile radius that I move around in

b1: Assuming a fair amount of circulation, you can hop on and off with impunity...

It's THE best way to see Bacelona.

A 15 or 20 minute schedule is the best. 

What's weather going to be like?

Cold?  Rainy?  Something better?

FF: Unclear. It could be 40 or 70. It might be 40 one day and 70 the next.

b1: "Every 20 minutes from every stop from 8:40am to 5:30pm."

We're going to have THE BEST time. 

FF: Awesome!!

b1: https://www.citysightseeingsanantonio.com/en/san-antonio-sightseeing-route

It doesn't even matter if it's lame.  (Hint: it won't be.)

<l-o-n-g delay>

FF: Sorry...dealing with a leotard emergency

b1: GET A TRANQUILIZING GUN!

Oh,  sorry.  I thought you said "leopard."

Everything's in hand

b1-67er: Super tiny bonsai pots.

b1-66er:Oh man!

Where'd you get 'em?  

How much?

67: House of bonsai in LA. $26 for six. Actually pretty decent quality.  Mom's Xmas present.

66: Great present. 

67: Smallest one I've seen.

66: I particularly like the hexagon. 

You could do a beehive colony grove with a zillion of those.

67: That's a funny idea.

I think we're a loan now

Special K: My sometimes-trainer The Mall Singer says LV is one of the best vegan friendly cities to eat in.

b1-66er: THAT'S interesting.   I had no idea. 

K: She's there now.

b1: Another datum.

https://vegansbaby.com/the-las-vegas-strip-is-about-to-get-its-first-vegan-restaurant/

K: "And, it's going to be a healthy one"

b1: As opposed to those crap vegan restaurants.

K: Exactly.

b1: What's weird/interesting/stupid is in my regimen, i only eat one plate of the 5 shown in the article. 

You will inherit pots of gold*

Special K: <pic of fortune cookie>

b1-66er: So good.

What was the fortune?

K: <pic of fortune>

b1: What a great fortune!  Befitting the moniker. 

It's a little scary that they won't detail what will fill your life in words.

At least it's not a state of being cookie, ala, "you're a nice person who takes care of pets."

*b1-67er's favorite fortune of all time. 

Worse than getting on the good foot

Special K -- How are you now?

b1-66er -- I am: Don't Take No Mess. 

The M Judge has your sign

b1-66er: The new SW isn't liked, I guess. 

Special K: It has very mixed reviews. I predict I'll like it. 

b1: Okay•

Does the joiner part of you say you'll like it?  That's what determines all your behavior. 

K: That question is a tautology. 

b1: What zodiac sign are you?

El Toroido?

K: Capricornus. 

b1: Capricorney.

Capricornholio.

K: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA