Special K: This is on the whiteboard of the conference room I'm in. {Sunnyvale, CA; USA}
23.10.19
Dis-robe
The accomplice: Just woke up from a nightmare where you were kidnapped after meeting someone at a coffeeshop--in your bathrobe! And I waited to call 911 because I thought you'd come back. And I was sexually assaulted (not raped, but close) while I was looking for you in the streets. I woke up because I couldn't understand the woman when I finally was able to call 911. Why did you go to that sinister meeting IN YOUR BATHROBE!?!?
b1-66er: It was easier than finding my other pair of clean pants.
Ta: Okay! I understand that.
22.10.19
Google family 1.--
b1-66er: What's G clinic do?
Special K: 1/2 You can receive a range of services at the Google Wellness Centers including:
Primary Care/Wellness visits
Mental health
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b1: Whoa.
Can you get an abortion?
"Birth control and family planning"
My 'family plan' is to not have one and get an abortion.'
K: Probably that's a referral.
They'll send you to a place, I bet.
b1: Oh.
9.10.19
Buffet Crisis?
b1-66er: "An impeachment inquiry is not a dinner invitation."
Special K: Right. Because dinner is delicious.
3.10.19
Flying the pocket rockets
b1-66er (flying LAS -> PHX): I haven't flown AA in YEARS.
b1-67er (flying SJC -> PHX): I think they went bust and were reconstituted.
66: The passengers look/act like the misbegotten.
I fit right in.
BIG argument from a woman who has 5 bags.
"I WILL NOT CHECK ONE! EVEN FOR FREE! THERE ARE THINGS IN HERE THAT CAN BREAK!"
67: Here they look normal but a little old. Definitely not the Allegiant mad dog 20/20 crowd.
66: I like that term.
AMD-20.
How many boarding zones ARE there?
I'm in 9.
67: I'm in 9. They just announced that if you don't have a boarding group, board with 7. So we are on Team Behind Team Last Place.
66: I shouldn't chortle snort laugh before i board a plane.
67: The airlines are playing a new discount ticket game: we will sell you a cheap ticket but then subject you to psychological warfare.
I bet their lawyers are looking at waterboarding.
16.9.19
Smuggy Summer Games
D4rw1n: How was the rest of your Sunday?
b1-66er: Super great.
Good (small) card game at Aqualung's.
Me, b1-67er, Car Hands, Gumby.
Aqua's kids played a few hands (their first ever!).
Both (legitimately) won pots.
I was awarded the Theo Prize.
A very small plastic loving cup with coins.
Aqua told me it was for, "telling the most jokes he couldn't understand"...
...but i think it was actually just for being pathetic and looking like homeless Santa.
D: Why not both?
b1: Because Homeless Santa beats Coy Joke Guy in Sociological Roshambo.
D: And smug quick-witted answer guy beats homeless Santa but loses to coy joke guy. I get it.
b1: Of course YOU do.
9.8.19
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