16.8.15

"bathing suit?" a TXT stream on the poolside culture of las Vegas

b1-66er: there was a woman at mandalay beach (michael franti concert) with the highest cut bikini I've ever seen.
cheeky.

pickles: It's a style these days.

b: the suit was also cut extremely wide and high.  it wasn't a bikini ...

I guess it was a whacky 1 piece ...

like if you tried to wrap yourself up with a single piece of long aluminum foil, Tarzan style, starting at your groin.

she was continuously adjusting the sides to avoid nipple-age. 

but that wasn't focus of my attention.

it had some sort of magical age defining power.  if you were a guy over 40, you couldn't take your eyes off it...

if you were younger, you didn't see it...

women either completely ignored it or just rolled their eyes with an "oh come on!" kind of look.

she had a nice body for it.  a great ass.  but I guess you'd have to to even THINK about wearing it.

I ideally for a suit like that, I think you'd want to be a little more chesty?  it'd stay put better, I think.

she was pretty young.  17 maybe?  she wasn't drinking.  neither was her normal-suited gal pal.

her boyfriend and/or brother was a jethro type.  some goofy tattoo between his shoulder blades.  long swim suit.

he was oblivious because he was on the wrong side of the age spectrum.

if you thought about that experience en toto (100 degree heat at night, flames surrounding an artificial wave pool, her outfit, MF playing "feel good" songs) as a kid ...

you wouldn't think the future would be like that ...

... but hell might be.

p: Hahaha

"Bathing suit?" An essay by b1-66er on the culture of poolside Vegas.

2.8.15

don't show me, tell me

b1-67er: there's a very thin line between suggestion and reality when it comes to invisible food.

22.7.15

more like "pothole of the draft"

b1-66er: how was cave of the winds?

b1-67er: cotw was pretty good, it's a pretty good sized complex.  Caves are a little beat up due to being used for tourism for 120 years, but still interesting.

66: did you hear wind?  did you break wind?

67: I would say cave of the winds is not the best name. cave of the extremely faint breeze is more like it.

<ed: I assume that means he broke wind.>

21.7.15

excuse me, EXCUSE ME, that's MY mirror!

special KJ: Sometimes I read KTXT and skip the posts I'm not in.

14.7.15

I'm rhymes with "awesome"

b1-67er: you are an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. your job is cut the bagel in half, and run through toaster oven.

b1-66er: I am awesome.

67: are you awesome in any particular way?  or just all around?

66: I am an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. My job is to cut the bagel in half and run it through a toaster oven.  I am awesome.
I'm a budding topologist.  I know a genus 1 torus when I see one.

67: Did you look at that bagel?  Half of it was almost an ice cream cone.

66: I am awesome.

67: You are an 18 year old girl who didn't  get your GED because you couldn't figure out how to run a number 2 pencil.

8.7.15

slip and side of the mind

mom: I finally got that $1000 I was expecting from my folks' insurance policy.

b1-66er: you should put it in a central city bank account.

mom: I think I'll buy a sprinkler system with it, then I can run through the sprinklers in my nightgown.  what do you think about that?

b1: I think you'll do that exactly once.

mom: oh.  well how 'bout if I run through them naked?