I'm rhymes with "awesome"

b1-67er: you are an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. your job is cut the bagel in half, and run through toaster oven.

b1-66er: I am awesome.

67: are you awesome in any particular way?  or just all around?

66: I am an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. My job is to cut the bagel in half and run it through a toaster oven.  I am awesome.
I'm a budding topologist.  I know a genus 1 torus when I see one.

67: Did you look at that bagel?  Half of it was almost an ice cream cone.

66: I am awesome.

67: You are an 18 year old girl who didn't  get your GED because you couldn't figure out how to run a number 2 pencil.

slip and side of the mind

mom: I finally got that $1000 I was expecting from my folks' insurance policy.

b1-66er: you should put it in a central city bank account.

mom: I think I'll buy a sprinkler system with it, then I can run through the sprinklers in my nightgown.  what do you think about that?

b1: I think you'll do that exactly once.

mom: oh.  well how 'bout if I run through them naked?

we need a bigger boat

sudden "emergency" TXT to my phone

a little Viagra will make you feel better

special KJ: Here's a little note guaranteed to bring you right down.
Happy 70th birthday, Debbie Harry.

... but not Jay Z

the 'grid: Every black female is Beyonce to someone.

Google knows you're a dick

b1: why are there phallic symbols at the top of your cake?

Special KJ: Because I have a big dick.

b1: how would they know?
how would YOU know?

KJ: G knows all.

b1: so ... how would YOU know?

KJ: G tells me.

do you swear, so help you Rachel?

b1-66er: just how strange is this:
"I was socially conditioned to not own that, and to be limited to whatever biological identity was thrust upon me and narrated to me."
is she saying, "god can't tell me what I am?"

the 'grid: Damn, she is one with the highest of power if God can't tell her what she is.
I do not need for God or anyone to tell me what or who I am but I want power like hers. She is invincible.