paint it red!

b1-66er: http://fabricashop.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/the-beautiful-gene

ever notice how I don't go around telling people "i have red hair!  I have red hair!"...

even though there's an active effort to eliminate "my kind" from the human species?

special K: I suggest getting your own country. That tends to work out great.

b1: will it make me mention I'm redheaded to you more often?

K: Required.

don't be an S

special K: The Shoop Shoop Song.

b1: the shoop shoop song sucks sucks.

hey, what's that star on the wall for?

b1-66er: Gael García Bernal has described himself as "culturally Catholic but spiritually Agnostic."
now THAT is a great description.  you need to develop a similar tagline for yourself.

special K: In 4th grade I told my Hebrew school teacher I was culturally Jewish but I didn't believe in the rituals. He wanted to kill me.

b1: good for BOTH you.

gimme 50 cents, kitty! gimme 50 cents!

b1-66er:http://www.ibtimes.com/what-hello-kitty-if-not-cat-twitter-reacts-japanese-character-being-girl-1671818

hello kitty owes you nothing.

how much IS that tombstone?

special K: I thought of an epitaph for you. "He sought value."

you're not going to like what enthalpy's called

zz: Entropy's a bitch!

you should see her rave

you gotta love my mom ... it's 22:45 and she: 1. asks me if i'm staying in for the rest of the night & 2. apologizes for going to bed so early.