now you know why you don't know

b1: everything always makes sense...
...it's just a question if you can interpret it.

the biggest of the one hit wonders

b1: relative to the apple world, i'm consistently amazed/appalled by the clout you have ...

K: I'm a/a that I wrote 1 book and made a career.

b1: that's okay.  so did god.

can I die NOW?

K: Work is still up in the air. There might be an announcement today, I've heard.

b1: jesus christ...
"do your job until we say you're dead...
...whenever."

K: Pretty much.

I'll have a large, without the nails, please

K: I died for your sins.

b1: you died for a cinnabon.

K: Tres bon.

talk about overstuffed mattresses

K; Most days now I eat when hungry and stop when full. Totally new to me.

b1: did someone coach you on what "hungry" means, or did you figure it out yourself?

K: It was part of 2 or 3 different programs I've been in.

b1: you're like my dad in drunk farms.

K; ?

b1: he was in several (court prescribed) drunk farms.  THAT is a key way that food is NOT worse than crack ...
the state of CA has never put you on court supervised visits to your diet doctor...
or had the head dietician sign your card for the judge... repeatedly.

K: They should.

b1: now you're just full of K fluff...
you're all, "I'll just day this crazy thing because I'm cutting edge and I'm the K..  I'M CRAZY!"...
fluff...
you are the K-pok of rap.

grounded in truth

b1-66er: when john belushi died, dan aykroyd played a tape of the "2000 pound bee."
and I was just so so impressed by that ... because he'd promised that to belushi, "if."
THAT is a good friend.
the world's fattest man was buried in a piano case, lowered by crane.
if you wanted it, I'd demand a crane for you, for sure.
"he wants to be buried with a crane.  I'm not going to let YOU revoke this man's last request."

special K:. "Don't be anti-Semitic."

b1: "don't be anti-seismic."

it's like doing it all over, again

K: Reorg at work. I could end up screwed. I'm surprisingly calm about it all.

b1: it's because you're ancient, you don't care and you've been through it all before.

K: Pretty much.