brotherly love

CJ: My brother wants to connect with me on linked in

b1: erm.
it's better than wanting to connect with you over half a bottle of tequila and a stack of porn magazines...
BUT JUST BARELY

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a real stand up guy

b1: I guess I confuse you with your penis.

K: That's not uncommon.

you've gotta have heart to put some teeth in it

b1: which would you rather have, a fake heart attack or real braces?

K: fha (I've had both)

but what if monkeys had wings?

special K: " If you died I would still txt you."

good work if you can get it

special K: I'm having sex at work.

fear and trembling

b1: have you EVER made a big writing deadline that wasn't 24ho?

K: Sure. Pretty much every book.

b1: why do you decide, "oh, I'll just lie to b1 NOW," sometimes?

K: Fear and pride.
24ho is not a deadline. It's an imperative. It's right there and you do it.
What is the lie?  What federation?

b1: lie: "i don't miss deadlines, blah blah."
united federation of planets, you fucking romulan.

K: Are you sure you're conscious?

b1: are you SURE you're not gordo the whale?

K: Not sure.