translation: lame to the lame power

K: wwdc tix are going for $3K+ on ebay.
*** b1: that's just (lame)^(lame).

massive greatness

K: I'm 4 weeks into my new eating.

b1: whoa. 5% of the total. is that a "significant" amount of time for
you?

K: No. But I have lost 14.6 lbs.

b1: so does that mean that i need to love you proportionally less? or
that the love just gets condensed in you? or that some of my love just
goes away with your weight?

K: It means I am a leaner and more perfect reflection of the universe.

b1: at least you're not egocentric.

i break out!

b1: i'm working out in a stump III T-shirt today.

king feddy: i bet you look good.

b1: so good.
people come up to me and say, "dude! are you that really funny guy from
'stump?'"
and i say, "no. i'm the *other* guy."

the darkness of winter

b1: i'm seeing edgar winter tomorrow.

K: Wear dark clothes.

b1: racist.

K: The K is for kruel.

b1: no, the K is for "drool."

and they still suck

the original members of KISS are in episode 16 of family guy volume 2 "a very special family guy freakin' christmas" in the video "KISS saves santa."

chicken n' vanilla

b1: denny's has a bacon maple sundae. if i was still living in the bay, i'd force you to go with my BOGO coupon.

ditchin' the magician

b1-66er: gimme a 1 TXT review of popiel's "fishin' magician"

b1-67er: Fishin Magician,
The Casting is Bitchin'
But - fear there's no tension,
So the trout just keep swimmin'