4.1.11
a sign that SHOULD say "move over"
1 from the grumbler: Driving back from Tahoe, passed a truck that said "Special K Trucking" on its side.
how would you like your grobule prepared?
K: The grobule fries at dawn.
b1: why is it that i think i'm going to start worrying about you? and why is it that i think i'm starting 10 years too late?
K: Because you are smart. And yesterday we decided I'm going to die first.
b1: i wish we'd decided that you'd sign all your bank accounts over to me today instead.
b1: why is it that i think i'm going to start worrying about you? and why is it that i think i'm starting 10 years too late?
K: Because you are smart. And yesterday we decided I'm going to die first.
b1: i wish we'd decided that you'd sign all your bank accounts over to me today instead.
now all we need is a scary stupid mask
K: New idea for a business: B & K Review The Hell Out Of Something.
Description: we watch EVERYTHING in a DVD set and say what we think.
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b1: love it. we could get free swag already.
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K: I failed to say that.
Swag: yes. Maybe even make some $$& via Amazon links or ads.
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b1: or maybe even a ponzi scheme.
i forgot, why am *i* included in this?
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K: Included in what? You asked about the Dr. and the review thing is us.
And I failed to say I was special.
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b1: you're incoherent now. go back and have them remove that stent.
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K: Don't stint on my stent.
you and your pleasure button
b1: the ktxt counter is above 1K now. ignoring your continual refreshes, that means we probably have 5 or 6 readers.
"light in your head and __what__?" anybody? anybody? gerry?
solid goldstein: Gerry rafferty died
b1: weird.
G: My brother said he was a drunk
b1: he'll get it right the next time.
G: Or right down the line...my brother recalls hearing his song
incessantly in 1978. We are old.
b1: i liked him. although i didn't realize "baker street" was a cover
until just a few years ago. makes me a lamer ... not a hall of famer.
G: who did the original?
b1: i don't know. the wiki article is imcomplete.
G: Rafferty wrote baker street.
b1: looks like i need more self-confidence.
G: Not your short suit...
b1: oh thanks, mr. tailor. while you're at it, could you let out the hem on my groin? thanks.
G: Your confidence is a good thing. Being smarter than 99 percent of the world can be a burden, though.
b1: being smart isn't a burden, but memory is. thank god mine's selective.
G: As far as I can recall, mine is getting worse all the time. Except for horrible songs of the 70s. I recall every note.
b1: as you're dying your final words will be "more ... more ... more ..." how do you like it?
G: Now that one, I like. That song sounds ever better every year. It's got four distinct parts and some killer hooks. I'd put that one song against metallica's whole output.
b1: you and me both, pal.
b1: weird.
G: My brother said he was a drunk
b1: he'll get it right the next time.
G: Or right down the line...my brother recalls hearing his song
incessantly in 1978. We are old.
b1: i liked him. although i didn't realize "baker street" was a cover
until just a few years ago. makes me a lamer ... not a hall of famer.
G: who did the original?
b1: i don't know. the wiki article is imcomplete.
G: Rafferty wrote baker street.
b1: looks like i need more self-confidence.
G: Not your short suit...
b1: oh thanks, mr. tailor. while you're at it, could you let out the hem on my groin? thanks.
G: Your confidence is a good thing. Being smarter than 99 percent of the world can be a burden, though.
b1: being smart isn't a burden, but memory is. thank god mine's selective.
G: As far as I can recall, mine is getting worse all the time. Except for horrible songs of the 70s. I recall every note.
b1: as you're dying your final words will be "more ... more ... more ..." how do you like it?
G: Now that one, I like. That song sounds ever better every year. It's got four distinct parts and some killer hooks. I'd put that one song against metallica's whole output.
b1: you and me both, pal.
an armyman of 1
K: Let's try our best not to die.
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b1: i don't try my "best" ... with no family it's not clear what my
reason is for "hanging on."
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K: You will die. If I'm alive I will miss you.
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b1: okay, that makes it easy. you go 1st.
i get your twilight zone collection.
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K: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
It's yours.
***
b1: okay. tell momma and biggy. i don't want any bloodshed at the
wake.
and you KNOW bigg knasty would fight for it.
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K: He's not into SF.
Funeral. No wake.
***
b1: that makes it easy. tell 'em to leave the house keys out.
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K: I'll add it to my will.
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b1: swell.
and don't misspell my last name. you're exactly the type that's capable
of that.
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K: Not me. 5th place, 1974 Colorado-Wyoming Spelling Bee.
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b1: huge.
and to think, number 6 still shudders to hear your name ...
... only because she can't remember it doesn't start with a silent K.
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K: DAMN RIGHT.
Word I missed: frontispiece.
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b1: ouch. what'd you miss
US
or
PEACE.
... or did you wet your pants from the pressure and get an honorable
discharge from the podium?
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K: fronticepiece. Which I still think isn't a bad try. Because I didn't
know Latin yet.
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b1: better than me to be sure ...
although you STILL don't know latin.
(this'll surprise you, but drinking an orange julius doesn't count.)
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K: Now I'm craving an Orange Julius (named for the great Julius Freed,
one of my people).
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b1: which 1 of "your" people would that be? the one with a flame
thrower and a mold marking on its base?
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K: Comedian?
***
b1: that's an army man joke. the ktxt readers will get it, even if you
don't.
you must be sleepy.
***
K: My dad didn't let me play with "dolls".
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b1: oh, you guys and your worshipping "idols."
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K: Jew bet.
Goodnight.
***
b1: and it also doesn't fully explain that first sexual experience you
were telling me about a few days ago.
nor the fact that you break your wrist as you talk.
don't go hyper apneaetic in your sleep, pal. you haven't changed that
will yet.
***
b1: i don't try my "best" ... with no family it's not clear what my
reason is for "hanging on."
***
K: You will die. If I'm alive I will miss you.
***
b1: okay, that makes it easy. you go 1st.
i get your twilight zone collection.
***
K: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
It's yours.
***
b1: okay. tell momma and biggy. i don't want any bloodshed at the
wake.
and you KNOW bigg knasty would fight for it.
***
K: He's not into SF.
Funeral. No wake.
***
b1: that makes it easy. tell 'em to leave the house keys out.
***
K: I'll add it to my will.
***
b1: swell.
and don't misspell my last name. you're exactly the type that's capable
of that.
***
K: Not me. 5th place, 1974 Colorado-Wyoming Spelling Bee.
***
b1: huge.
and to think, number 6 still shudders to hear your name ...
... only because she can't remember it doesn't start with a silent K.
***
K: DAMN RIGHT.
Word I missed: frontispiece.
***
b1: ouch. what'd you miss
US
or
PEACE.
... or did you wet your pants from the pressure and get an honorable
discharge from the podium?
***
K: fronticepiece. Which I still think isn't a bad try. Because I didn't
know Latin yet.
***
b1: better than me to be sure ...
although you STILL don't know latin.
(this'll surprise you, but drinking an orange julius doesn't count.)
***
K: Now I'm craving an Orange Julius (named for the great Julius Freed,
one of my people).
***
b1: which 1 of "your" people would that be? the one with a flame
thrower and a mold marking on its base?
***
K: Comedian?
***
b1: that's an army man joke. the ktxt readers will get it, even if you
don't.
you must be sleepy.
***
K: My dad didn't let me play with "dolls".
***
b1: oh, you guys and your worshipping "idols."
***
K: Jew bet.
Goodnight.
***
b1: and it also doesn't fully explain that first sexual experience you
were telling me about a few days ago.
nor the fact that you break your wrist as you talk.
don't go hyper apneaetic in your sleep, pal. you haven't changed that
will yet.
3.1.11
what about a day without a boom?
b1: a day without sonic is like a day without a lemon berry slush at half-off from 14:00 - 17:00.
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