not for the general pubic

special K: [...] there's always a good side: a cute chick shaved my pubes.

no flat bun, son

K: Sharks win only 2-1. No free pizza. *** b1: in my book, that's a draw.

not like it's complicated for YOU

special K: Every day takes figuring out all over again how to fucking live.

without fireworks, it's nothing

K: Intermission: synchronized skating *** b1: weak. where's mini kiss? the last time i saw the wranglers they had blue man group at the breaks.

the color of a model T

b1: the las vegas wranglers are asking all their fans to wear black for
the midght game.

K: Will they comply?

b1: i don't know, but i will. i'll wear black everything, including
sox, my (all-black) converse and underwear.

just kiss it, it's small

K: When is your midnight hockey game?

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b1: the las wranglers are playing 23:59 on monday the 27th. you should
go.

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K: I'd love to go. I'm way busy.

Our neighbor at the Sharks game I'm at just asked me when I'm doing
another 24-hour thing with my "buddies".

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b1: i love that.

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K: I'll be incommunicado shortly (too many people at the arena).

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b1: why?

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K: Too many people sharing the signal. Service suffers.

2 anthems

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b1: dumb. we live in 1 country.

mini kiss are playing the period breaks at the wranglers.

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K: I live on another planet. Kids who dress like Kiss?

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b1: midgets.

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K: Add a Teddy bear toss and strippers and it's the event of the
century.

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b1: i love you, man.

two turntables and a hockey stick

K: Sharks take the ice to "Living in a Dream" by Finger Eleven. *** b1: it should be beck, "loser." *** K: No.