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Hooters' Dumbass Pun Cost Them a Fortune

A Florida Hooters promised a free Toyota to the employee who sold the most booze in a month. Jodee Berry, the waitress who busted her ass to win the contest, was understandably pissed when she was cheekily given a toy Yoda doll. She sued them for breach of contract, and won enough money to "pick out whatever type of Toyota she wants," according to her lawyer.

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D4rw1n: That's the perfect outcome because we all got a delicious bad pun, and she got both a toy Yoda AND a Toyota. Win-win-win.

b1: That's such an incredibly sick -and absolutely perfect- way to look at it.

I can tell you came from the country that produced "Cocaine Bear."

Our walk home after dinner

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Smells expensive

b1-66er: My in-flight movie on UAL was "Cocaine Bear."

b1-67er: There is a movie truly worthy of air travel viewing.  Every bit as good as a silent

What about when you clean your bazooka?

b1-66er: I clean my gun...

... And dream of Galveston•

https://youtu.be/iDRXADEJuKo?si=DswGBm94O6R4OA8d

b1-67er: Ok, so that's a creepy lyric, Glen.

Optimism?

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The dissolution of microbial chance

b1-66er: 16:00

Just in from shots¹ & lunch. 

First time in 3 years where it didn't seem like pandemic anymore.

¹i could get jabs for flu & RSV, but not COVID (there's a localized shortage on that one).

My RSV was free under my insurance. The Accomplice's wanted US$300.

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b1-67er: Weird. I went to doc the other day, passed on the flu vaccine this time. Will probably start getting it in a few years when my risk is up more.

$300 seems steep, doesn't it?

66: It seems outrageous for an illness that's considered epidemic (and is being warned by the CDC).

Special K: $300 seems criminal. America!

66: Before we went, I figured my drop/take on that jab was US$150...

... And was trying to figure out how I would feel about being hospitalized for passing at $162.50.

(That's backgammon logic, RIGHT THERE.)

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Dr. ENT: I got my flu shot, but haven't gotten Covid or RSV yet. Probably should.

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Lawrencian: Wow, that's crazy expensive 

... But they DO fall down...

b1-66er: The password is: shudder

https://youtu.be/FDyTkzecDI4?si=ly2qQaqEDdFew_Fm

b1-67er: Speed wobbles.