The Accomplice: Santa's got a brand new bag
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21.1.23
19.1.23
Hard hard hard to pay back
b1-66er: <Wombo>
b1-67er: It looks like us debt got thrown off the roof Putin Style.
66: Prescient•
17.1.23
Zincy, you clown!
b1-66er: I bought a shirt for mom's services next week...
SUPER HELPFUL Amazon suggested "you might like this too."
What the hell do they know about me that I don't?
b1-67er: Maybe you can accessorize with it. It is funeral colors
66er: Ooh NOW I WANNA BUY IT.
It you buy a pound of zinc, I wonder if it automatically puts you on some kind of Snowden Watch List.
Like it's essentially a government bobber to see if they can get a strike.
D4rw1n: I have a pound of zinc in my bedroom right now. Hard to accessorize with though, because it is broken up into penny-sized chunks and is stored in a janky old box
66: Okay, I'll bite.
Why?
D4: Because every time I received a penny, in change over the last 40 years, I threw it in a box in my bedroom. And it's been about a decade since I took the box to a CoinStar. Hence, I have well over a pound of zinc all in very small pieces.
And all stylishly clad in copper
If that puts me on a government list, I've got a lot of company
66: "Match, D4rw1n•"
15.1.23
G Island
Special K: Tonight's movie: Tommy.
b1-66er: Never a disappointment.
K: "Russell says Pete Townshend wanted Tiny Tim to play Pinball Wizard but Stigwood overruled him."
b1: There's got to be a twist.
K: Yeah!
"Amanda Seyfried & Evan Rachel Wood Working on Thelma & Louise Musical"
b1: I'm holding out for the Tina Louise musical.
13.1.23
Bottom of the can
b1-66er: I believe in coyotes...
... And time as an abstract•
D4rw1n: And there a lot to be said for a cheap domestic beer
9.1.23
"Wired gets two editorial 👎 from KTXT!"
b1-66er: Candidate for the worst article ever written...
Special K: That article is very bad.
8.1.23
Monopolized mutation
D4rw1n: Driscolls is marketing a new mutant strain of blueberry under the name "Sweetest Batch." We've sampled several boxes over the last few months. They're moderately sweeter than the regular ones, which is fine. They're also freakishly large. Which is an okay trait up to a point.
That point was officially exceeded by today's batch, which included the big bulgy bastard pictured.
1. Mutant blueberries. 2. Normal-ish-sized blueberry. 3. House.
They're BIGGER THAN A DANG HOUSE
The lumpiness is the feature to emphasize, in my view. That's what crosses them over into a weird uncanny valley of the mutant produce world
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