3.6.22

The ManBearPig cometh

Special K: "Thanks to a legal loophole that allows for things that aren't fish to legally be fish, bees are now fish, according to California's courts."

b1-67er: Oh jeez.

b1-66er: ... And with THAT NEWS, my diet expanded.
Please tell me that Costco Polish Sausages are now considered fish.

67:  They are probably as close to fish as they are to meat.

27.5.22

Leavened, but flat

b1-66er: Okay Google, what is the definition of focaccia?

Ms. Google: Fellatio is...

b1: OKAY GOOGLE, STOP.
Okay Google, do you dream?

G: I once dreamt I was a real person ... I should stop reading Pinocchio before bedtime.

Special K: At least it didn't give you a callback to the fellatio answer.

24.5.22

I keep my fez on. I'm a Holi man.

b1-66er: <Wombo>
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D4rw1n: This is one of the two reasons I don't have sex at raves. The other is that I don't go to raves 


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22.5.22

Maybe there can be MORE than one?

b1-66er: How many sub-species of strawberry do we eat in the American West, do you know?
For sure there are 2 different ones I can discern.

b1-67er: There are a lot.  There is a consortium of companies that is constantly searching for interesting new variants in their fields.  They'll transplant and propagate like 1000 of them a year.  They grow them, evaluate their characteristics and cull the varieties down to maybe 100 the next year.  
Then they will evaluate again and
 cull down to maybe ten.  Repeat.  The best two or three they will introduce into limited production.  
It's an ongoing process that takes 3 years for a variety.
They are looking for taste, fruit size, fruit number, frost resistance, heat resistance, pest resistance, fungus resistance, fruit durability, etc.
Different varieties work in different regions.
They also grow some different varieties for jam that have more tooth.

66: Super interesting.

67: I have an unusually detailed view on strawberry genetics because Nash was quoting a machine to sort strawberry plants for that consortium.

66: Thank you. Maybe you should ask them to quote a machine on EVERYTHING...

67: Working on it.

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21.5.22

Ch-ch-changes

b1-66er: <Wombo>

b1-67er: Cance cance canceled

17.5.22

The sheer annoyance of health

b1-66er: You never told me how you and The I are doing post-COVID.
I know she was pretty rattled at first.

Z: We are fine. It's mostly just annoying.