Horrible yes ... but EXPENSIVE

Kπ: On the opposite end of my yummy Omsom meal...I just opened my 3rd bottle of fancy non-alcoholic beverage. It is terrible.  Of the 3 bottles (that cost about $100) I found one to be okay, one I didn't like much, and this one is just nasty. 

"Spicy, fruity, with a hint of vinegar"

They forgot to mention "rancid"

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Where IS that bottle of acid?

b1-66er: <Wombo>

b1-67er: If Wombo would lay off the psychedelics it might have a better chance of finding what it's looking for.

A certain type/typography of grumpy old man

b1-66er: I think K and U are particularly bad.

https://www.thisiscolossal.com/2022/04/truf-36-days-of-type/

Z: The font is cool but what do K and I share? Messiness?

b1: K and U share unintelligibility and lack of individual clarity.

Z: Oh I get it now. Seems like you and I share unintelligibility as well. 😉

b1: Yes.

I have no problem with fanciness or flourish.

I have a lot of problem with indiscernibility...

... Since the alphabet acts as the most atomic elements for making things understood.

Z: I would say that font is sort of like most modern UI's today - it's striking and beautiful, but largely incomprehensible. In short, it fails at the one job is should be good at.

¡A Salty Easter to You!

b1-66er: <Wombo>

Major Math: My kindergarten days were boring in comparison

b1: They wanted to hold me back in kindergarten because they felt I wasn't 'socially mature enough,' enraging my father and resulting in me talking to a couple different school psychologists...

... And you can see the results. 

They were clearly right.

M²: You should have brought some margaritas in. That would have displayed a little social maturity.

Put yer Bitcoin where your avatar's mouth is, bitch!

Special K: This is the most dystopian future, science fiction sports thing I've ever seen. A football league that plays in a big TV studio, with plays called by fans via their cryptocurrency wallets. https://www.lx.com/culture/sports/how-to-watch-week-1-of-fan-controlled-football/51218/

Treadmilling Life

b1-66er: Just got a call from the cardiologist's office.

"Your heart stopped for 3.8 seconds on the last trial.

You need to come in for a stress test."

Followed by The Accomplice speaking very loudly...

And me following up by saying loving things like, "have you ever noticed I don't tell YOU how to live YOUR life?"

Lawrencian: Oh jeebus.

Seems like a glitch to me.  That's over a period of weeks, right?

b1: A month, yes...

First time they said my heart stopped for 7 seconds.

L: 2.62 million seconds in a month

b1: I'll make sure to tell them that as I'm pacing on the treadmill.

(I haven't been able to RUN for 5 years.)

L: And what is the probability of your heart stopping during the stress test? A lot higher than not during a stress test I assume

b1: Well, at least you have a cardio there...I guess.

L:Said Mr. half glass full to Mr. half glass empty

More like a squawk

b1-66er: https://www.coldstonecreamery.com/icecream/signaturecreations/peepssweetspring/index.html

Comp-U-serve: I developed type II diabetes just looking at the preview picture! 

b1: Do I have to send you a pic of an insulin rig now?

CU: How about a pic of Super Pancreas wearing a cape?