Ylddo

b1-66er: "Nevada's Supreme Court ruled gun manufacturers cannot be held responsible for the deaths in the 2017 mass shooting on the Las Vegas Strip because a state law shields them from liability unless the weapon malfunctions."

D4rw1n: That's oddly reasonable, yet oddly backward

I'll need a snorkel and some asbestos...

Special K: "Rare blizzard warning in Hawaii as up to 12 inches of snow expected"

b1-66er: Seetting up a superfecta: 

Lava

Earthquake

Tsunami

Snow

Name your future

b1-66er: "General Mills Is Introducing CinnaGraham Toast Crunch & 7 Other New Cereals...

The lineup also includes Reese's Puffs Cluster Crunch."

Whoever was paid to come up with the name, "Cluster Crunch" should receive no more paychecks.

D4rw1n: No more paychecks for naming cereals. They've got a future naming natural disasters or TikTok dances though

Any type of infinity plating you want

b1-66er: https://www.politico.com/news/2021/11/29/judge-jan-6-defendant-broadway-actor-523447

b1-67er: I'm surprised the judge turned that guy loose.  Definite flight risk.

D4rw1n: Yes, what could go wrong? Return the cash, car keys, and ALL HIS GOLD AND SILVER and say "see ya" to all of the above for approximately forever 

No, I said I need a 'spork'

b1-66er: "Las Vegas police give away 300 turkeys ahead of Thanksgiving"

b1-67er: I can see why they didn't go with hams.

The Curse of the Purse

Special K: <pic>

b1-66er: I could've done without being haunted forever, thank you.

K: De nada. 

It's coming up on TCM. 

b1: You watchie?

K: Sadly, no. I'm still trying not to get fired.

b1: IF you get fired, will your first thought be,

"I should've watched 'The Curse of Frankenstein' instead"?

K: It will now.

Armor-y! Oh! Oh!

Special K: "It's like hunting aliens': inside the town besieged by armadillos"