All I need is a graduated cylinder, a ramrod and a roadrunner

b1-66er: Man...I am telling you... His eyes don't look right to me...

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/25/politics/joe-biden-news-conference-takeaways/index.html

The Accomplice thinks he's had his lids done...

I do not do not do not want to test our VP.

b1-67er: You know I was going to say it looks like they scotch taped his eyes open.

Harris would probably be ok.  Definitely better than Trump. I'd put any lawmaker in congress in that chair instead of Trump except for perhaps AOC, Cruz and Greene.  

66: Do a G image search on

"eye lid surgery men"...

The results are, if you'll excuse the expression...

... eye opening.

67: I would conclude if he had it done it wasn't by the most skilled guy.  He looks a little like Beaker from the muppets.

66: (For some reason I find that comment MUCH funnier than The Accomplice does.)

D4rw1n: Meep meep meep

67: Conservatives have a better sense of humor.

66: THAT is the kind of comment that'll get you shot in Boulder, CO.

67: So will going to the movies...Or High School.

What DO you call that stupid rock?

b1-66er: "7-Eleven is opening a taco drive-thru"

D4rw1n: The only thing I have wanted less often in my life than a 7-ELEVEn taco is a 7-ELEVEn taco handed to me through a window

And wait, how many different kinds of rocks can there be?

b1: b1-67er can tell you, but I think it's 4...

...... Or 5 maybe.

(I wasn't paying attention when dad described it...

4000×.)

D4: I forgot too. I think one is called ignoramus 

b1: You're smart just to remember that.

What color is YOUR shovel?

b1-66er: "25 H&M Pieces That Will Have People Complimenting You All the Time"

Special K: I'd rather have 25 M&M pieces that will have me being fatter all the time.

Making Kawasaki a Honda

b1-66er: https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/23/politics/louis-dejoy-postal-service-changes-ten-year-plan/index.html

The Accomplice: Undepromise and underdeliver.

Slipping on the bandana

b1-66er: "Kim Kardashian Goes Camo in a Military Minidress & the Wildest Cargo Thigh-High Boots"

I assume camo means something different for her than you and me.

Special K: As do most words.

The fuse of perception

Special K: <05:15> SpaceX will launch (maybe) in 1:15. 

b1-66er: <07:00> Just watched the launch.

Very clean but they were having repeated problems with their visuals.

K <09:45> When the landing camera fails, I cannot be satisfied.

b1: Agreed. 

It is truly the Money Shot.

Fortunately my meditation has grown me to understand the Buddha nature...

... OF THAT JACKASS CORPORATION•

So let's see...

You can launch 100 satellites into orbit around a planet in a reusable rocket...

... Dealing with speeds several × faster than the speed of sound...

...using fuel so incendiary that it has to be mixed immediately before launch...

... People can't be within MILES of its usage...

... But you can't show me landing pictures because it's too hard?

K: Exactly. 

A little misreading

b1-66er: I'm eating a nuts and berries combo

"best before 6/29/18"

Special K0: "still not ok in 2021"