What DO you call that stupid rock?

b1-66er: "7-Eleven is opening a taco drive-thru"

D4rw1n: The only thing I have wanted less often in my life than a 7-ELEVEn taco is a 7-ELEVEn taco handed to me through a window

And wait, how many different kinds of rocks can there be?

b1: b1-67er can tell you, but I think it's 4...

...... Or 5 maybe.

(I wasn't paying attention when dad described it...

4000×.)

D4: I forgot too. I think one is called ignoramus 

b1: You're smart just to remember that.

What color is YOUR shovel?

b1-66er: "25 H&M Pieces That Will Have People Complimenting You All the Time"

Special K: I'd rather have 25 M&M pieces that will have me being fatter all the time.

Making Kawasaki a Honda

b1-66er: https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/23/politics/louis-dejoy-postal-service-changes-ten-year-plan/index.html

The Accomplice: Undepromise and underdeliver.

Slipping on the bandana

b1-66er: "Kim Kardashian Goes Camo in a Military Minidress & the Wildest Cargo Thigh-High Boots"

I assume camo means something different for her than you and me.

Special K: As do most words.

The fuse of perception

Special K: <05:15> SpaceX will launch (maybe) in 1:15. 

b1-66er: <07:00> Just watched the launch.

Very clean but they were having repeated problems with their visuals.

K <09:45> When the landing camera fails, I cannot be satisfied.

b1: Agreed. 

It is truly the Money Shot.

Fortunately my meditation has grown me to understand the Buddha nature...

... OF THAT JACKASS CORPORATION•

So let's see...

You can launch 100 satellites into orbit around a planet in a reusable rocket...

... Dealing with speeds several × faster than the speed of sound...

...using fuel so incendiary that it has to be mixed immediately before launch...

... People can't be within MILES of its usage...

... But you can't show me landing pictures because it's too hard?

K: Exactly. 

A little misreading

b1-66er: I'm eating a nuts and berries combo

"best before 6/29/18"

Special K0: "still not ok in 2021"

One of these days, Alexi... One of these days

b1-66er: Oh man.

https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/03/china-and-russia-say-they-will-work-together-to-build-a-lunar-station/

***

b1-67er: Interesting. Russia has the capability. China has the cash and will.  And they both want to stick their finger in the eye of the US.  They will get it done.

***

Special K: Wow.

b1: If those guys become pal-y, our days are numbered.

K: On the MOON!

b1: Thanks, Ralph Kramden.

K: I knew that sounded familiar.

https://sillyamerica.com/blog/ralph-kramden-statue-new-york-city/

b1: "The show ran for just one season of 39 episodes from 1955 to 1956" !

I find that borderline unbelievable.

K: There were also skits on the Jackie Gleason show. 

That's what I remember. Must have gone on longer.

b1: 'Dedicated in August 2000, this New York roadside attraction was the first of several sculptures of characters and actors from classic television series that the cable television station TV Land has commissioned since the early 2000s and dubbed "TV Land Landmarks."'

They got everything right, but the name...

TV Land-marks

K: Perfect.