19.2.21

Dyin' with your treads on

b1-66er: I want NASA to build a rover that does nothing more than drive around and put a bullet in all doomed Martian craft.

Special K: Call it the "It's Over Rover."

b1: Great idea.
Doesn't putting a bullet in the dead seem like the right concept?
This is the new Wild West of Space after all.
And there's NO DOUBT which country is Sheriff.
To make the point...
...We don't wear a single star.
We wear 50.

K: It should especially kill the Russian rovers.
Howdy, sheriff.

18.2.21

Beaming with fashion

b1-66er: "Hailey Baldwin Balances Her Peek-a-Boo Cutout Pants With a Shacket, Classic Nikes & a Hat from Beyoncé"

Special K: Balance is important. 

AKA Branch

Special K: "FKA Twigs opens up her abusive relationship with Shia LaBeouf"

b1-66er:And...
She SNAPPED!

Throwing the bone

b1-66er: "End of Neanderthals linked to flip of Earth's magnetic poles, study suggests"

D4rw1n--
Humans: okay we've got the magnetoimmune mutation rolled out, and the pole switch up and running. Reverse polarity. 
Neanderthals: aaaaarrrrggggghhhh

The EZ baked lives of 60s children

b1-66er: (from Special K) Predictions by Criswell from 1968.

b1-67er:  Maybe the aphrodisiac part explains the sixties. Wacky!
He predicted Denver would get hit by a ray from space that turned all metal elastic!

66: YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT?

D4rw1n: His science is dubious 

66: My brother's a Super Elastic Bubble Plastic denier.

67: Super elastic bubble plastic was pretty cool.

66: It was.
I think it may've given me MS. (And mom SAID it wasn't bubble gum.)

67: Really a psychedelic you.

66: It did have its bad points, though.

D4: Yeah. It wasn't elastic 
It was more bubble plastic
It smelled like death 
When you blew it up you were as likely to pop a lung as inflate the bubble 
I would not be surprised if it was the MS vector 
Or worse 

67: it smelled like possibility

D4: Yes. Possibly killing you from the inside out 
A Wham-O product, Says Wikipedia
Polyvinyl acetate, acetone, ethyl acetate acetate

67: Part of the glory days of industrial toys. Creepy crawlers.  Erector sets. Super elastic bubble plastic. We were oh so close to flying cars.

D4: Apparently, the smell of "possibility" consists of (CH3)2 CO off-gassing into your sinuses 
Man, knowing now that that smell was acetone evaporating. I'm a little bit bummed we did not try to make incendiary devices with it

67: I don't remember any flame component, we must have tried. We combined fireworks with most toys at some point.

66: NOTHING sez "Hello!" like a slinky with a string of lit blackcats lomping toward you on the stairs.

D4: Here's a challenge I wish I'd issued us in 1980:
From this list of products ...
... How many can we combine with fireworks?

67: If you look at their canon of toys, it's pretty damn good.  And I would say most are fire/firework compatible.

D4: That was my initial assessment exactly 
With your apt amendment of adding "fire/"

13.2.21

You better not be pointin' at me

Special K: "San Jose couple, married 67 years, getting vaccinations together on Valentine's Day"

b1-66er: SWEET!
(👈 I'm with Vaxxy)

10.2.21

McCoo U.

b1-66er: "Scientists Are Pretty Sure They Found a Portal to the Fifth Dimension"

Special K: Let the sunshine in.