Theongony and the ecstacy

Special K: 

Q- "What's the difference between Larry Ellison and God?"

A- "God doesn't think He's Larry Ellison."

Gummi etiquette

b1-66er: 'If you're quick on the 'Buy Now!' button you can occasionally score giant bags of gummy bears online for the price of a fast-food meal. The problem is, depending on where you live, you may have to wait several hours for those gummies to be delivered. Who has that kind of will power and patience? No one and you don't have to either, because for $40 you can get a countertop machine from Nostalgia Products that makes gummy treats on demand. After whipping up a gelatin mixture you can melt it down using two heated pots and then pour it into chill-able silicon molds giving you chewy deliciousness in seconds. Or, it also comes with a mold for creating a giant edible gummy bear if that's a fantasy you've been hoping to one day play out. The candy maker is also 420-friendly allowing you to enhance gummy candies with CBD oil, or really any ingredients and flavoring you can think of. Don't let yourself be limited by Haribo's lack of imagination.'

b1-67er: Don't disparage Haribo like that.

You are what you writ

b1-66er: "Instead, the fabric-wrapped dongle focuses on movement and sound."

I've heard people say that about you before. 

Special K: It's going on my business card, wikipedia page, and tombstone.

Stick a fork in 61-67er...he's done

b1-66er: "An employee at the auto business confronted the homeless man, police said, who was armed with BBQ utensils and a fight ensued."

b1-67er: Maybe they were  'embroiled' in a fight is a better turn of phrase?

66: Saucy.

Properly spreading your savings

b1-66er: Goddamn I can fly to DEN in the Xmas season for US$11.

Special K: I can run out on the freeway for nothing. 

b1: BUT WHO ARE YOU GONNA GIVE COVID TO IF YOU DO THAT?

Another arrow in the covered wagon of life

Special K: John Oliver did that already.

The psychosis of self-correction

b1-66er: "'Cat Scratch' Bacteria Linked to Psychiatric Symptoms in People"...

___your_Ted_Nugent_joke_goes_here___

Chair Man of the Bored: That explains so much

I was raised by cats

I mean

WIth cats