Et tu, froggy?

b1-66er: "If you say 'cancelled clown' three times in Burger King restrooms in Sweden, the lights dim and Ronald McDonald appears in the mirror"

Special K: In France, you get a cigarette and a McCroque Monsieur.

Boundom

b1-66er: "Las Vegas police: Passenger intentionally hits bicyclist from moving minivan, both die"

Great and Mighty Ricardo: Pretty crazy.  Don't think that you can get that crazy without some mind altering substance.  The driver of the car has not been caught yet so who knows how the rest of the story will go.

b1: Absolutely guaranteed there's alcohol at a dead minimum. 

They'll get the other guy (and you KNOW it's a guy).

This city has surveillance that's approaching levels of London...

Almost everyone gets apprehended who remains in the LV metro area who does this kind of crime presentation. 

When your bars never close and marijuana's legal...

Add in legal prostitution and gambling...

Gives a certain mind type an idea of free reign.

They don't realize it. 

It just soaks in like a dry kitchen sponge sitting in a puddle of spilled beer. 

GaM: What is strange is that the substance give you freedom.  What is concerning is that this is what you want to do if you are free.

I can feel it in the gulf air tonight. Oh, Lord!

Former flyer: Only in Texas will they have early voting in the same auditorium as same day COVID testing 

b1-66er: That is truly laugh out loud funny. 

Are there 2 lines in...

GUNS

  &

NO GUNS

?

Ff: I'm just hoping I'm not in the covid line!

b1: IF you are, I'd suggest voting

NO COVID

but it's your choice. 

Squirmin' with Irvin'

b1-66er: "People are done putting hearts on their windows and teddy bears out for scavenger hunts," said Katie Rosenberg, the mayor of Wausau, Wis., a city of 38,000 where a hospital has opened an extra unit to treat Covid-19 patients. "They have had enough."

Special K: Right.

b1: "If the spring was characterized by horror, the fall has become an odd mix of resignation and heedlessness."

... which leads us to Hallowe'en...

... the season of headlessness.

Tryin' for Tiran

b1-66er: http://ktxt.blogspot.com/2020/10/short-bus-runnin.html?m=1

Special K: Great one. Love the title. 

b1: I thought there was a CHANCE you might not understand the title. 

K: I'm pretty well versed in the DB canon. Although I wasn't a big fan, they were huge when I listened to a lot of radio.

b1: Sure. 

I told you about Z, right?

He was learnin' guitar from kids in his neighborhood...

Z: "why do you guys know and play doobie brothers all the time?"

Drug head: "They live in the house right over there!"

Short bus runnin'

Special K: "Michael McDonald, who runs the United States Elections Project, estimates that we could be up to as many as 40 million people having voted by the end of next week." 

Is that true, or just what a fool believes?

Not OK computing

b1-66er: "Although vitamins K1 and K2 are safe, synthetic vitamin K3 is known to be highly toxic."

K3 is your new nickname for when you suddenly get bitchy. 

K³.

Special K: Why not KKK?

b1: Special K!

K: K OK OK.