Short bus runnin'

Special K: "Michael McDonald, who runs the United States Elections Project, estimates that we could be up to as many as 40 million people having voted by the end of next week." 

Is that true, or just what a fool believes?

Not OK computing

b1-66er: "Although vitamins K1 and K2 are safe, synthetic vitamin K3 is known to be highly toxic."

K3 is your new nickname for when you suddenly get bitchy. 

K³.

Special K: Why not KKK?

b1: Special K!

K: K OK OK.

Pass the roųge, please

Special K: "Zoë Kravitz Glams Up as Catwoman, Colin Farrell Is Unrecognizable as the Penguin on The Batman Set"

b1-66er: You know, I get the same way whenever Zoë glams.

Fall into the building

b1-66er: https://www.space.com/blue-origin-new-shepard-ns-13-2nd-launch-try-webcast

Special K: I woke up just in time to watch the Blue Origin launch, thanks. A very different vibe from the SpaceX webcasts. This one felt more like they were trying to sell me a condo.

b1: The Accomplice and I are both laughing. 

K: Heh. Did you watch? What did you think?

b1: I did not. 

I was having deep architectural conversations about the sociological impressions of what I call "the crunchy building guys."

(You may not know this, but I did not go to Princeton... my architectural lexicon isn't "far advanced.")

https://www.archdaily.com/778003/the-intersection-of-art-and-architecture-the-best-products-showrooms-by-site-sculpture-in-the-environment

"Okay Google, increase Mr. Wallen's b1 chip holdings by 1"

Special K: "SNL' Cuts Musical Guest After Videos Show Him Kissing Women And Partying Maskless"

b1-66er: Which one?

K: Morgan Wallen, tonight's musical guest, to be replaced by Jack White. 

b1: I don't know MW, but I'd take JW over almost any living musician for SNL.

K: Exactly. 

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5f7f46a4c5b664e5babaad82/amp

b1: His response in that article is both worthy and spot on. 

K: Yes. 

b1: Although I don't even know him, I like him better now. 

K: Yes. A win for him. 

Out of the gutter

Special K: Four count 'em four elimination games in MLB today.

b1-66er: And that is...

What? Unusual?

K: Very unusual, not unprecedented.

b1: Okay. 

I just have to regulate both my fervor...

... and my vehemence that you watch. 

K: And it's incumbent on me, when I spew sports stuff at you, to properly describe if or why it's interesting.

b1: Good, we both understand our positions. 

Me: bitch

You: witch

K: Life: ditch

The viviparous toad croaks

b1-66er: NYT: 'I Won't Be Used as a Guinea Pig for White People'

Special K: I am available as a guinea pig for white people. Ask for rate quote.