Special K: "Zoë Kravitz Glams Up as Catwoman, Colin Farrell Is Unrecognizable as the Penguin on The Batman Set"
b1-66er: You know, I get the same way whenever Zoë glams.
13.10.20
Fall into the building
b1-66er: https://www.space.com/blue-origin-new-shepard-ns-13-2nd-launch-try-webcast
Special K: I woke up just in time to watch the Blue Origin launch, thanks. A very different vibe from the SpaceX webcasts. This one felt more like they were trying to sell me a condo.
b1: The Accomplice and I are both laughing.
K: Heh. Did you watch? What did you think?
b1: I did not.
I was having deep architectural conversations about the sociological impressions of what I call "the crunchy building guys."
(You may not know this, but I did not go to Princeton... my architectural lexicon isn't "far advanced.")
10.10.20
"Okay Google, increase Mr. Wallen's b1 chip holdings by 1"
Special K: "SNL' Cuts Musical Guest After Videos Show Him Kissing Women And Partying Maskless"
b1-66er: Which one?
K: Morgan Wallen, tonight's musical guest, to be replaced by Jack White.
b1: I don't know MW, but I'd take JW over almost any living musician for SNL.
K: Exactly.
b1: His response in that article is both worthy and spot on.
K: Yes.
b1: Although I don't even know him, I like him better now.
K: Yes. A win for him.
8.10.20
Out of the gutter
Special K: Four count 'em four elimination games in MLB today.
b1-66er: And that is...
What? Unusual?
K: Very unusual, not unprecedented.
b1: Okay.
I just have to regulate both my fervor...
... and my vehemence that you watch.
K: And it's incumbent on me, when I spew sports stuff at you, to properly describe if or why it's interesting.
b1: Good, we both understand our positions.
Me: bitch
You: witch
K: Life: ditch
7.10.20
The viviparous toad croaks
b1-66er: NYT: 'I Won't Be Used as a Guinea Pig for White People'
Special K: I am available as a guinea pig for white people. Ask for rate quote.
2.10.20
Thoughts on Heaven and Bell
<Note to the reader: this posting contains, perhaps, the greatest concept/ line/ personal-passive-aggressive thought to ever appear on KTXT. It's been subtly encoded for your subliminal pleasure.>
b1-66er: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/taco-bell-employee-astounds-tiktokers-143815088.html
As opposed to this one, which is starting to walk toward the other edge of the food madness globe
...having said that, I eat entirely within the set described there...
...(& don't eat anything packaged, so coloring isn't a problem)...
67: This is right at the intersection of nutrition and psychiatry, the two medical disciplines I believe are the least figured out.
b1-66er: Yes.
I didn't send you the article about the possiblity being blood-let by snorkel nose leeches.
66: "Robotic pet companions were initially tested on adults diagnosed with dementia..."
67: Nothing like pairing someone with an automaton to enhance their grasp on reality.
66: Exactly.
67: Looking at Trump's age group he has about a 6 percent chance of mortality on this. Probably less, he is way above average on quality of health care.
66: I wouldn't mind seeing it do its worst...
If he does a Boris Johnson recovery, the evangelicals will come out of the rafters.
67: Yeah I have very mixed feelings on this, which I'm not proud of. It will probably kill someone in his entourage.
If there is a God, Trump may indeed reap what he sowed.
66: WE FINALLY GET TO PUT MY "GOD THEORY" TO A TEST!
I pray the results are not ambiguous.
67: That's a funny line.
Watching the daze go by
Karpov: Learned days of the week in Spanish today, revelation!
Lunes must have something to do with the moon. ****, does that mean that Monday also is associated with the moon? Yes indeed. I had no idea.
b1-66er: GO KARPOV!
You're kinda doin' this whole life thing backwards, you know?...
... Most people get smart, THEN make millions...
... not vice versa.
Kpi: Don't tell me you knew this.
<note to reader: notice he doesn't deny making millions, which would be the obvious first play for 'normal' people.>
b1: PHUCK KARPOV.
I'VE KNOWN IT SINCE I WAS 13.
WHY?
BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN I TOOK SPANISH.
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