Sucking in green nuts with the President

Special K: (22:08 PT) The President tests positive.

b1-66er: Seriously?

K: Yes.

b1: NOW do you believe in Yahweh?

K: Same belief as before (whatever that was).

b1: אין דבר כזה

Special K at his bar mitzvah. 1972.

K: Whoa! What the heck is that from?

b1: What?

Come on, man. 

I figured out caffeine deficiency was jacking me up...

... AND I AM TOTALLY RAMPED UP RIGHT NOW...

...5 parts organic black, 1 part raspberry zinger. 

K: Why did you write that Hebrew? And the bit about my bar mitzvah? I think that’s even the right year.

b1: Because...

... THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD SOLID GOLDSTEIN'S COUSIN AT YOUR BAR MITZVAH.

What? Do you think I'm going to ignore an early K report?

Especially with you and your newly learned flashy Hebrew. 

K: I thought I was SG’s cousin. Which cousin is this?

b1: WHAT? LIKE YOU'RE THE ONLY COUSIN OF SOLID GOLDSTEIN?...

WERE NONE OF THE LEVYS THERE?

OR SHAPIROS?

And what about the COHENS and PEROTINS?

And the FINKS.  The Finks absolutely were there. 

I'D KNOW, WOULDN'T I?

NONE of them?

None. 

Like I'm just "making this up."

K: I am eating pistachios.

b1: THAT makes me laugh. 

I'm going to have some too.

K: Excellent. One of my favorite foods.

At night I eat them to stay awake while watching TV.

b1: <pic>

Rubber filter - pleasing to the touch

Special K: "The latest health department records obtained by Forum News Service reveal there are only 22 available ICU beds and 248 regular inpatient beds in the whole state [ND], including zero in Grand Forks and just two in Bismarck."

b1-66er: Penthouse Forum?

K: I hope so.

b1: Well, when you started talking about beds...

... it wasn't hard to connect that dot. 

K: That is completely logical.

b1: And that, right there, is the precise the high water mark of my 'reasonable thoughts' this week.

K: You seem sharp through this filter.

b1: My point exactly. 

Maybe we could go to the PlayPlace afterward?

b1-66er: "Burger King thinks it deserves a Michelin star"

Special K: And a pony.

God created me, blame It

Special K: I attended online services for Yom Kippur tonight. I like that version, I don't have to get dressed up, or pay full attention, etc.

Jacked-up

b1-66er: "Jill Duggar Opens Up About Wearing Pants, Going to Therapy & Why She's Not Opposed to Tattoos"

Special K: Close it back up, Jill.

Jamocha Like

b1-66er: "I know what I want...

...I want everything. "

***

Lawrencian: "Tell me what you want, you really really want"

***

His boy Sherman: You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.

But not always.

b1: I think I've just found what kept you from your true success as a Rolling Stone. 

HbS: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah...but just like, as a friend.

b1: DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN I'M ALONE ON MY COUCH IN MY UNDERWEAR. 

HbS:  She was just 17. If you know what I mean. And the way she looked was...

...irrelevant because the objectification of women in today's culture is completely out of hand and shouldn't be encouraged.

 Imma natural born lyricist.

b1: It's true...

You straddle that thin line between unbridled romantic and aspergerian observationist.

Eye wide shut

b1-66er: "The story behind Miley Cyrus' designer vagina necklace"

Special K: ...is one that I won't be reading.