Jacked-up

b1-66er: "Jill Duggar Opens Up About Wearing Pants, Going to Therapy & Why She's Not Opposed to Tattoos"

Special K: Close it back up, Jill.

Jamocha Like

b1-66er: "I know what I want...

...I want everything. "

***

Lawrencian: "Tell me what you want, you really really want"

***

His boy Sherman: You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.

But not always.

b1: I think I've just found what kept you from your true success as a Rolling Stone. 

HbS: She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah...but just like, as a friend.

b1: DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN I'M ALONE ON MY COUCH IN MY UNDERWEAR. 

HbS:  She was just 17. If you know what I mean. And the way she looked was...

...irrelevant because the objectification of women in today's culture is completely out of hand and shouldn't be encouraged.

 Imma natural born lyricist.

b1: It's true...

You straddle that thin line between unbridled romantic and aspergerian observationist.

Eye wide shut

b1-66er: "The story behind Miley Cyrus' designer vagina necklace"

Special K: ...is one that I won't be reading.

All in the word (not the follicle)

b1-66er: "Losing Your Hair Can Be Another Consequence of the Pandemic"

Special K: My hair is longer than it's been in years.

b1: Would you say, broadly speaking, that you're "sexier?"

K: No.

Some questions shall never be answered

b1-66er: "I remember searching for the perfect words..."

"I remember hating you for loving me. "

Special K: Riding on the Metro...

b1: Painful memories. 

THE high point of renting cars was getting a Geo Metro...

It made me incessant in my Berlin quotes. 

K: Sex! I'm a

b1: ... you're a wolverine ...

... in a snow blanket!

K: Why not?

I'm afraid you've got an impacted truth

Special K: The Stanley Cup finals are being played in the northernmost NHL city, between the league's 2 southernmost teams.

b1-66er: Great datum. 

<later>

 "Halle Berry Just Posted A New Swimsuit Photo And Her Butt Looks So Toned"

Special K: We used to call her 'Tony Butt.'

b1: It's that true?

Special K: It is not.

That bit about the southernmost teams is also not true, I just figured out. The correct phrasing is "southernmost teams EVER TO PLAY FOR THE CUP."

TX sky

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