5.9.20

The Unsinkable Lone Star Line

b1-66er: "At Least 4 Boats Sink During 'Trump Boat Parade' in Texas"

Special K: U. S. S. Metaphor.

<a few hours later>

b1: "As Trump Parade Boats Sink In Texas, So Are The President’s Polling Numbers"

K: Not that great a headline.

b1: Ghosts of Kerry's Torpedo Boats Let it Rip While Playing Wagner Arias

K: I like that one. 

b1: does it bother you that it's not true?

K: No, I don’t even know what it means. I’m just excited by the headline-ness of it.

b1: Okay. It works then.
 We'll ship it. 

2.9.20

Higher Plain

b1-66er: <pic>

Special K: I'm so tired of being a drugstore. 

1.9.20

Gimme a crashed motorcycle with a twist

b1-66er: <pic>

Special K: What am I looking at?

b1: YOU? 
A woman's legs.

K: Fantastic. 

Sky fire (w/ windmills)

Meat Man: <IA pic>

Chairman of the Fjord

b1-66er: "Can a Bubble Net Stop a Hurricane? Some Norwegians Think So"

Special K: Some Norwegians think god is made of cheese.
Probably.

30.8.20

I don't care if you've already been called on, raise your hand


b1-66er: "My Husband Is Controlling and Emotionally Violent"

Special K: Smack him.