Old faithful

b1-66er: https://www.reviewjournal.com/life/health/as-public-restrooms-reopen-how-safe-are-they-from-coronavirus-2044354/

Special K: THIS sentence should earn a Pulitzer: "Many Americans would no doubt risk a face full of corona-poo rather than lower a toilet lid before they flush, because freedom."

b1: No sentence that makes me laugh aloud deserves a Pulitzer. 

Who's a good boy?

b1-66er: <pic>

Former Flyer: The face of 2020

+ Marks the spot

Special K: "Target temporarily closes most Bay Area locations"

(South Bay ones don't seem to be on the closed list.)

b1-66er: Guess it's time to go set one on fire. 

K: Wait, contradictory info. This says just the Oakland one.

https://corporate.target.com/press/releases/2020/05/an-update-on-temporary-target-store-closures-due-t

Looks like the update is correct. Just Oakland around here.

b1: That's a map of the possible riot hot spots.

K: Yeah. 

Riot Season Playoffs

b1-66er: What was the Biggest Deal that happened last night in the Bay Area?

Special K: I don't know what happened here. Riots in SF, maybe. 

b1: That surprises me. 

K: The riots, or that I don't know?

b1: That you don't automatically know. 

K: I know it wasn't sports. 

b1: Solid. 

Fix the crack, then fix the pipe

Special K: "I bet Canada feels like they live in the apartment above a meth lab right about now."

b1-66er: They always feel that way. 

Logarithmically speaking

Special K: "According to the CDC, so far this year, Florida has had 1,762 deaths from #COVID and 5,185 from pneumonia.

Average pneumonia deaths in Florida from 2013-2018 for the same time period are 918."

b1-66er: It'll take FOREVER at that rate. 

K: And a day.

Make it blue(r)

b1-66er: In the meantime...

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/gqxg7c/how_to_make_a_basket_in_70_steps_filmed_by_creezy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Zz: I can't imagine the amount of crystal meth required to make that.