8.4.20

KS my ass

Special K: "Kansas Republican leaders revoke Gov. Laura Kelly's executive order limiting church gatherings to 10 people."

b1-66er: I guess they want "Kansas first. "

5.4.20

"If the subject's having difficulty breathing, loosen the waistband."

The Actore: Innovative mask design:

b1-66er:
Them- Your brother died!?
Me- Yes. 
T- Coronavirus?
M- Not exactly. Complications. 

***

The Former Flyer: Too funny!!

b1-66er: "You girls are old enough to dress like this now. "

FF: No the fucking are not!!

<ed: Inspired by his Situational Leadership Class taken at AAPL --as well as his time at their UK subsidiary-- b1 realized his best strategy to lessen the emotional nature of the conversation was to acknowledge the stress, making it a point to speak in the native (no matter how awkwardly) dialect. >

b1: No the fucking I apologize. 

FF: I can't even type I am laughing too hard!!

b1: It's a pavlovian response. 
You see a thong on someone's face and you say,  "no, the fucking."
I see it and say,  "yes, the fucking."
That's why we get along. 

FF: I can't even breathe! That's so funny!!

<ed: proving, once again, that your mom was right relative to these Cv times

1. Don't mess with a pangolin. Especially around your bats. 

2. A single thong CAN lead to multiple fatalities.

3. If AAPL offers you a class,  take it. Applications of what you learn may crop up in unusual venues and situations...far beyond the workplace. 

4. In modern CPR, mouth-to-mouth isn't as important as chest compressions.>

4.4.20

Sweeps Takes

Special K: I'm good today. Gonna go do some garage cleanup.
The Grumbler sez this would be worth US $20M today. 

b1-66er: Brill.

K: I never vested the last quarter. I was gone to General Magic.

b1: Son of my bitch. 

K: Doesn't matter. It's as gone gone gone as the rest of it.

b1: Son of your bitch. 

K: EXACTLY.

And then a space ship comes down and then these aliens that look like frying pans start moving across...

Special K: 

b1-66er:
Absolutely astounding. 
Probably the most amazing "state of the world" piece I've ever read. 

Survey says!

Special K: "Trump says U.S. election will take place on schedule in November."

b1-66er: But the K sez------

K: Exactly.

b1: Well played. 

3.4.20

Worth the weight

Special K: For those who are overeating.

Free shipping, experiences extra

b1-66er: The New York Times: Relationships Move Fast on a Slow Cargo Ship.

Special K: Momma K nd her family once cruised to South America on a freighter.

b1: Hey cool. 
What gave them that idea?
What'd it cost?
How'd they like it?
Was there anything wacky that happened?

K: Dunno where the idea came from. Maybe from a book about it? I think
 it's around here…
It was substantially cheaper than a cruise ship, but dunno how much. B was very young. They loved it. Only 100 passengers, great food, good entertainment.
When they crossed the equator, they hazed everybody.

b1: Super great.