Special K: "Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly just announced Kansas K-12 school closed the remainder of the year."

b1-66er: THERE GOES MY SENIOR PROM!

Show me pictures of the bear again, please. 

K: I want the bear to eat the prom lady.

Q: What do you call a movie director who goes camping now?

A: Tentin Quarantino.

b1: That's terrible. Where'd you get that? 

Twitter.

The home of all 3rd grade humor.(sm)

K: Yep, yep, yep.

A new way to change the sheets

b1-66er: "Amazon knows you're ordering toilet paper in bulk. It's trying to stock more essentials"

Special K: The TP thing is really the stupidest.

b1: It is. 

I say that only because I have a Robison Crusoe raft of toilet paper I sleep on.

Right on the line

b1-66er: Oh you guys!

"In California: Millions locked down; 911 gets calls about neighbors coughing"

Special K: Bad headline! If there's one bad thing, it's not a trend.

OK, good headline.

The hole thing

Special K: I'm in charge of donuts every 12th Friday.

b1-66er: This week ?

Honestly, I'd put you on donut duty more frequently. 

I think you have that ability in you. 

Mr. Crypto: I promised to buy my team donuts if they accomplished a task. My team's preferred donuts are insanely expensive.

I spent like a thousand bucks on donuts

They were very good donuts

K: Big cities have amazing donuts.

I had some leftover donuts in the SF Google office once. They were amazing. I'm glad I've forgotten the name.

Music for epidemics

b1-66er:

On the Sonos right now:

https://youtu.be/C_8QOdd2jQc

b1-67er:  Nash the Slash seems like just the artist for a pandemic.

66: Exactly. 

The secret to life is embracing the darkness. 

67: You know if he was still alive he could become THE poster child for coronavirus

66: I consider him to be. 

"Death is merely an inconvenience all of us face. "

Where's the switch?

Special K: The sleepy people have the power. 

Beware the day after the day after the day after the Ides of March

b1-66er: "President Trump Tests Negative for Coronavirus"

"Coronavirus updates: Trump declares national emergency; schools in 12 states shut down; cruise lines halted"

"...the 1918 Spanish Flu, which killed 50 million globally and 675,000 here, back when the U.S. had only 100 million people."

"Louisiana will delay presidential primary"

"Ohio, Maryland, Oregon, New Mexico, Michigan, West Virginia, Virginia, Louisiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, Washington and Alabama have ordered all schools closed."

Special K: Close it all. 

b1: Stop the virus. 

Cancel culture. 

Save its meaning. (SM)

"No visitors allowed in federal prisons for 30 days"

"Sophie Grégoire Trudeau, wife of Canadian PM, tests positive"

K: "Vail Resorts has suspended operation of all North American mountain resorts beginning March 15 through March 22. Lodging operations will remain open to serve guests on location and those with existing reservations."

When do you think they will order everything closed? Restaurants shops, casinos?

b1: I'd say you'd be a better authority,  you're more aware. 

When do you think?

K: I guess Wednesday.