Former Flyer: It is what it is. I will be annoyed by lame parents. I will keep the dog alive.
13.1.20
7.1.20
eXtreme Faux Lameness
<ed: possibly the worst thing I've ever put on KTXT. Twice I thought, "No, too stupid." Once I forgot. >
b1-66er: "Less stall and more ball. "
I've heard SO MANY women say that about you.
K: RIGHT.
b1: So...
What's your take on the whole thing?
K: The weird rules are interesting enough that I'll sample it. But it'll have the same problem as the first XFL: the players aren't good enough and the games won't be interesting.
b1: Son of my bitch.
How about if there's less stall and more ball?
K: How about 2 balls? How about balls for all? Balle uber alles!
We hear about Vince McMahon. What about Vince McWomahan?
b1: You're stretching there.
K: Sometimes you gotta go for it.
b1: ... and wouldn't that be Vickie?
K: Vincetta.
6.1.20
Seeing spots
b1-66er: We're DEFINITELY doing hop-on/hop-off in San Antonio.
Former Flyer: Okay!!
b1: Have you ever done one?
I've only done one lame HO/HO out of maybe... 8?
FF: Nope
b1: SA won't be lame, merely because you live there.
FF: I have no idea what there would be to see. I haven't seen much of the city at all. I have a 2 mile radius that I move around in
b1: Assuming a fair amount of circulation, you can hop on and off with impunity...
It's THE best way to see Bacelona.
A 15 or 20 minute schedule is the best.
What's weather going to be like?
Cold? Rainy? Something better?
FF: Unclear. It could be 40 or 70. It might be 40 one day and 70 the next.
b1: "Every 20 minutes from every stop from 8:40am to 5:30pm."
We're going to have THE BEST time.
FF: Awesome!!
It doesn't even matter if it's lame. (Hint: it won't be.)
<l-o-n-g delay>
FF: Sorry...dealing with a leotard emergency
b1: GET A TRANQUILIZING GUN!
Oh, sorry. I thought you said "leopard."
Everything's in hand
b1-67er: Super tiny bonsai pots.
b1-66er:Oh man!
Where'd you get 'em?
How much?
67: House of bonsai in LA. $26 for six. Actually pretty decent quality. Mom's Xmas present.
66: Great present.
67: Smallest one I've seen.
66: I particularly like the hexagon.
You could do a beehive colony grove with a zillion of those.
67: That's a funny idea.
5.1.20
I think we're a loan now
Special K: My sometimes-trainer The Mall Singer says LV is one of the best vegan friendly cities to eat in.
b1-66er: THAT'S interesting. I had no idea.
K: She's there now.
b1: Another datum.
K: "And, it's going to be a healthy one"
b1: As opposed to those crap vegan restaurants.
K: Exactly.
b1: What's weird/interesting/stupid is in my regimen, i only eat one plate of the 5 shown in the article.
4.1.20
You will inherit pots of gold*
Special K: <pic of fortune cookie>
b1-66er: So good.
What was the fortune?
K: <pic of fortune>
b1: What a great fortune! Befitting the moniker.
It's a little scary that they won't detail what will fill your life in words.
At least it's not a state of being cookie, ala, "you're a nice person who takes care of pets."
*b1-67er's favorite fortune of all time.
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