b1-66er: "An impeachment inquiry is not a dinner invitation."
Special K: Right. Because dinner is delicious.
9.10.19
3.10.19
Flying the pocket rockets
b1-66er (flying LAS -> PHX): I haven't flown AA in YEARS.
b1-67er (flying SJC -> PHX): I think they went bust and were reconstituted.
66: The passengers look/act like the misbegotten.
I fit right in.
BIG argument from a woman who has 5 bags.
"I WILL NOT CHECK ONE! EVEN FOR FREE! THERE ARE THINGS IN HERE THAT CAN BREAK!"
67: Here they look normal but a little old. Definitely not the Allegiant mad dog 20/20 crowd.
66: I like that term.
AMD-20.
How many boarding zones ARE there?
I'm in 9.
67: I'm in 9. They just announced that if you don't have a boarding group, board with 7. So we are on Team Behind Team Last Place.
66: I shouldn't chortle snort laugh before i board a plane.
67: The airlines are playing a new discount ticket game: we will sell you a cheap ticket but then subject you to psychological warfare.
I bet their lawyers are looking at waterboarding.
16.9.19
Smuggy Summer Games
D4rw1n: How was the rest of your Sunday?
b1-66er: Super great.
Good (small) card game at Aqualung's.
Me, b1-67er, Car Hands, Gumby.
Aqua's kids played a few hands (their first ever!).
Both (legitimately) won pots.
I was awarded the Theo Prize.
A very small plastic loving cup with coins.
Aqua told me it was for, "telling the most jokes he couldn't understand"...
...but i think it was actually just for being pathetic and looking like homeless Santa.
D: Why not both?
b1: Because Homeless Santa beats Coy Joke Guy in Sociological Roshambo.
D: And smug quick-witted answer guy beats homeless Santa but loses to coy joke guy. I get it.
b1: Of course YOU do.
9.8.19
25.7.19
Stop TXTing Doubts
b1-66er: Bus sign--
Tinder?
FREE STD CHECKING
Special K: SF / SJ or LV?
b1: LV
K: It does sound very LV. Too prude for SJ. In SF it would have to be more hip.
b1: "Homo say what?
FREE STD TESTING YOU BACKRIDER!"
K: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Exactly.
23.7.19
Reach up for the plug
b1-66er: What's your take on Boris Johnson?
Entropy Dave (British and US passport holder, resident of Scotland): Liar. Cheater. Lazy. Self-serving. Foolish. Intelligent.
4:1 he comes unstuck within six months.
A low point in British politics.
A low point in British politics.
b1: Oh god. I'm sorry to hear it.
God save Her Majesty and the Empire.
22.7.19
The spring in your scalpel!
b1-66er: At the person-who-shall-never-be-mentioned's orthopedist.
Joyful guy about my age leaving and calls back to the front desk...
"I'll see you tomorrow at 8:00 AM to cut me open!"
Looks right at me. Smiles.
Adds, "This is horrible!"
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