Just overheard the BEST conversation ever...
Red Rock Casino employee <annoyed>, "what's wrong with you?"
Other Employee <very defensive> "YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!"
And they both break into peals of laughter.
10.11.17
AI repeatedly kickin' your desk...
b1-66er: Better time than ever to not live in Kazakhstan*.
*(I mispronounced this the first time and VR put it down as "has jackass tan.")
b1-67er: If AI comes to be, there will be a whole subset of AI joker's doing funky autocorrect.
66: Damn you, AUTOCORRECT!
67: Maybe AI already exists and reveals itself through autocorrect.
66: "i make my cookies taste good by adding 4 tablespoons of vaginal extract."
b1-67er: See. AI. What if AI ends up being the obnoxious kid that sat behind you in history class instead of super smart or malevolent?
5.11.17
Pi are weird
Mr Crypto: If you have a tablet or capsule of radius l, then its cross-sectional area is pi*l*l.
If you have a sow of girth radius g and length y, then its volume is (to a first approximation) pi*g*g*y.
If you urinate (urine having density d) into a canister with radius s and height e, the weight of the urine will be pi*s*s*e*d.
4.11.17
Pepperoni is harder
Cap'n Happy: If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, its volume is pi*z*z*a
25.10.17
... But it also has its bad points ...
The flyer: Assume that at any given moment of my life one of the following things is happening
1) middle schoolers are in my house making messes and breaking things...
2) [the twins] are screaming at each other...
3) someone (including me) is totally sobbing...
4) the dogs are needing some kind of attention
1.9.17
Shell no
Suttonhoo: I wanted to send you a ninja so I did a text search on emoji and this is what I got...
25.7.17
Sizzle my nizzle
King feddy: [his son] The mighty T likes girls. [His other son] F8 knew who this one was. I told the T if he was baling on F8 and me for dinner, she had better be fucking hot. T said she was and F8 agreed.
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