side-swype of the moment

slash the future of your life.

socket to me

the 'grid: Ratchet is in my auto-correct library. Great, that means black lives really do matter.

rhymes with "snoop"

dre: "Twenty-five years ago I was a young man drinking too much and in over my head with no real structure in my life. However, none of this is an excuse for what I did. I've been married for 19 years and every day I'm working to be a better man for my family, seeking guidance along the way. I'm doing everything I can so I never resemble that man again."

the 'grid: "I am a reformed ass who wants you to see my movie so that I can pay restitution to the many people who plan to sue me in the near future."

b1-66er: but i still want you to go to my movie and think it's important.

AAPL: "Dre has apologized for the mistakes he's made in the past and he's said that he's not the same person that he was 25 years ago. We believe his sincerity and after working with him for a year and a half, we have every reason to believe that he has changed."

b1-66er: we've worked enough with dre to know he respects women.  we're experts in this field because we have the highest market capitalization of any company in the world.

... but it knows how to dress ...

pickles: Sometimes the future is stupid.

"bathing suit?" a TXT stream on the poolside culture of las Vegas

b1-66er: there was a woman at mandalay beach (michael franti concert) with the highest cut bikini I've ever seen.
cheeky.

pickles: It's a style these days.

b: the suit was also cut extremely wide and high.  it wasn't a bikini ...

I guess it was a whacky 1 piece ...

like if you tried to wrap yourself up with a single piece of long aluminum foil, Tarzan style, starting at your groin.

she was continuously adjusting the sides to avoid nipple-age. 

but that wasn't focus of my attention.

it had some sort of magical age defining power.  if you were a guy over 40, you couldn't take your eyes off it...

if you were younger, you didn't see it...

women either completely ignored it or just rolled their eyes with an "oh come on!" kind of look.

she had a nice body for it.  a great ass.  but I guess you'd have to to even THINK about wearing it.

I ideally for a suit like that, I think you'd want to be a little more chesty?  it'd stay put better, I think.

she was pretty young.  17 maybe?  she wasn't drinking.  neither was her normal-suited gal pal.

her boyfriend and/or brother was a jethro type.  some goofy tattoo between his shoulder blades.  long swim suit.

he was oblivious because he was on the wrong side of the age spectrum.

if you thought about that experience en toto (100 degree heat at night, flames surrounding an artificial wave pool, her outfit, MF playing "feel good" songs) as a kid ...

you wouldn't think the future would be like that ...

... but hell might be.

p: Hahaha

"Bathing suit?" An essay by b1-66er on the culture of poolside Vegas.

don't show me, tell me

b1-67er: there's a very thin line between suggestion and reality when it comes to invisible food.

more like "pothole of the draft"

b1-66er: how was cave of the winds?

b1-67er: cotw was pretty good, it's a pretty good sized complex.  Caves are a little beat up due to being used for tourism for 120 years, but still interesting.

66: did you hear wind?  did you break wind?

67: I would say cave of the winds is not the best name. cave of the extremely faint breeze is more like it.

<ed: I assume that means he broke wind.>