b1-67er: there's a very thin line between suggestion and reality when it comes to invisible food.
2.8.15
22.7.15
more like "pothole of the draft"
b1-66er: how was cave of the winds?
b1-67er: cotw was pretty good, it's a pretty good sized complex. Caves are a little beat up due to being used for tourism for 120 years, but still interesting.
66: did you hear wind? did you break wind?
67: I would say cave of the winds is not the best name. cave of the extremely faint breeze is more like it.
<ed: I assume that means he broke wind.>
21.7.15
excuse me, EXCUSE ME, that's MY mirror!
special KJ: Sometimes I read KTXT and skip the posts I'm not in.
14.7.15
I'm rhymes with "awesome"
b1-67er: you are an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. your job is cut the bagel in half, and run through toaster oven.
b1-66er: I am awesome.
67: are you awesome in any particular way? or just all around?
66: I am an 18 year old girl working at Einstein Brothers bagels. My job is to cut the bagel in half and run it through a toaster oven. I am awesome.
I'm a budding topologist. I know a genus 1 torus when I see one.
67: Did you look at that bagel? Half of it was almost an ice cream cone.
66: I am awesome.
67: You are an 18 year old girl who didn't get your GED because you couldn't figure out how to run a number 2 pencil.
8.7.15
slip and side of the mind
mom: I finally got that $1000 I was expecting from my folks' insurance policy.
b1-66er: you should put it in a central city bank account.
mom: I think I'll buy a sprinkler system with it, then I can run through the sprinklers in my nightgown. what do you think about that?
b1: I think you'll do that exactly once.
mom: oh. well how 'bout if I run through them naked?
6.7.15
1.7.15
a little Viagra will make you feel better
special KJ: Here's a little note guaranteed to bring you right down.
Happy 70th birthday, Debbie Harry.
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