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special K: Blade Runner replicants are due <1 year from now.

b1-66er: thank god.

K: http://www.google.com/nexus/6/
Reality is always so disappointing.
"You Nexus 6! I design your eyes!"

b: come now, K.  you don't mean that.  remember Apollo XI.

K: You're right. It was a flip statement and it's not true. I take it back.

b: okay.  I just can't have you openly trashing on the past of all humanity.  especially when the average person hasn't seen the cool stuff.

K: Thanks for reeling me in.

b: you play better as a stupid optimist, a blind follower or a bad influence.  but not as a snipe.

K: so true.

... when he was 8, he thought he'd have a computer you could talk to ...

special K: when I was 9 and the moon landing happened, I assumed it would become the 51st state.

the root of the problem

CB: Have to write my performance goals for the year. They need to match the corporate "goal tree". It's an exercise that I truly can't do. It's the part of big company stuff that I find so annoying. Small price to pay, but I'll be happy when its done.

b1-66er: you are the sap of the corporate goal tree.

careful with that ink, eugene

special K: Porn always leads the frontiers of tech.
But I'm too old and tired for this, and jacking off is too easy.

b1-66er: you need to be harder to get.

K: I gotta be me.

b1-66er: I think you're more energetic and enthusiastic in print than you are in person.

baby, how DID you get that buttery jack burger all over your face?

b1-66er: http://www.nbclosangeles.com/entertainment/the-scene/World-Record-Attempt-in-Hollywood-Largest-Coupon-297272221.html

special K: Couporn.

what about the fat and happy?

b1-66er: only the brave, the criminally insane and the truly vacant can race NASCAR.

oh yeah? well MY urologist is Godzilla

special K: My urologist Dr. King has a partner, Dr. Kong.