do you want to have sex with me?

special K: Whenever  a headline has a question, the answer is no.

rowrr!

(background:

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0H308C20140908?irpc=932

< 10 miles from special K's house.)

b1-66er: did you get attacked by a cougar over the weekend?

special K: Please don't talk about momma K that way.

it depends on your definition of "every"

{last week, pickles and I were in a club in LV.  seated immediately behind us was JJ "die-no-mite" walker.  I had to explain who he was, as well as his hugeness in the early 70s ... then I went to a concert at the cannery today, and saw this poster.}

b1-66er: notice the last bill.

pickles: Nice one!!!

b: 1 week ago, there was no JJ walker ... now he's everywhere.

p: Maybe he heard you talking about him.

b: god, I hope so.

p: You can believe it until you hear otherwise.

b: just like god.
there's an overly cool hispanic teenager here with a turn-your-head-into-Pikachu hat.

p {who's been obsessively playing a 15 year old handheld re-found pokemon for the last fortnight}: Hahahaha nice one.

b: 2 weeks ago there was no pokemon, now it's everywhere.

p: Or you didn't notice it.

b: same thing.
everything is everywhere.  always.  it's the definition of everything.

hey, what're those stars on the wall for with the eagle in it?

special K: It's official now. http://goo.gl/NsTIQg
"Megan, it's Barack." He called to offer her the job.

b1-66er: "who?"
you've gotta admit, "CTO of the united states of america" is a huge job title.

K: It ain't Burger King.

b1: super-well played.
so good, I can't even smile or laugh.
"the next level."

paint it red!

b1-66er: http://fabricashop.myshopify.com/collections/frontpage/products/the-beautiful-gene

ever notice how I don't go around telling people "i have red hair!  I have red hair!"...

even though there's an active effort to eliminate "my kind" from the human species?

special K: I suggest getting your own country. That tends to work out great.

b1: will it make me mention I'm redheaded to you more often?

K: Required.

don't be an S

special K: The Shoop Shoop Song.

b1: the shoop shoop song sucks sucks.

hey, what's that star on the wall for?

b1-66er: Gael García Bernal has described himself as "culturally Catholic but spiritually Agnostic."
now THAT is a great description.  you need to develop a similar tagline for yourself.

special K: In 4th grade I told my Hebrew school teacher I was culturally Jewish but I didn't believe in the rituals. He wanted to kill me.

b1: good for BOTH you.