14.11.13

I'll have a large, without the nails, please

K: I died for your sins.

b1: you died for a cinnabon.

K: Tres bon.

7.11.13

talk about overstuffed mattresses

K; Most days now I eat when hungry and stop when full. Totally new to me.

b1: did someone coach you on what "hungry" means, or did you figure it out yourself?

K: It was part of 2 or 3 different programs I've been in.

b1: you're like my dad in drunk farms.

K; ?

b1: he was in several (court prescribed) drunk farms.  THAT is a key way that food is NOT worse than crack ...
the state of CA has never put you on court supervised visits to your diet doctor...
or had the head dietician sign your card for the judge... repeatedly.

K: They should.

b1: now you're just full of K fluff...
you're all, "I'll just day this crazy thing because I'm cutting edge and I'm the K..  I'M CRAZY!"...
fluff...
you are the K-pok of rap.

27.9.13

grounded in truth

b1-66er: when john belushi died, dan aykroyd played a tape of the "2000 pound bee."
and I was just so so impressed by that ... because he'd promised that to belushi, "if."
THAT is a good friend.
the world's fattest man was buried in a piano case, lowered by crane.
if you wanted it, I'd demand a crane for you, for sure.
"he wants to be buried with a crane.  I'm not going to let YOU revoke this man's last request."

special K:. "Don't be anti-Semitic."

b1: "don't be anti-seismic."

22.9.13

it's like doing it all over, again

K: Reorg at work. I could end up screwed. I'm surprisingly calm about it all.

b1: it's because you're ancient, you don't care and you've been through it all before.

K: Pretty much.

11.9.13

jeff blank

b1: here's a weird one, Brian Wilson and Jeff Beck are touring together.

K: I would LOVE to hear their deep conversations.

b1: you already do.

K: "         ?"
"         ."

b1: exactly.

what would jew call it?

b1: my crime against humanity is I didn't see a single 51's game this season.

K: Unfortunate.

b1: it's possible they may change their name next season, they have a new owner now.

K: There might be a better name.

b1: jesus god no.

K: Hahahahaha. Might be.

LV Titty Twisters
LV Mob
LV Founding Jews
LV Baking Desert Floor

b1: okay.  I agree all of those are better.

2.7.13

hoof over mouth disease

b1: <pic enclosed>

K: MOOSE HAS KILLED MOOSE! MOOSE HAS KILLED MOOSE!