sock it to me

special K: in 5 min. I have to go do puppet improve with Small Person K.

things to do in denver when you're alive

K: are you in DEN?

b1: yes. the city not the airport.

K: I really strongly dislike some things about Denver, while liking
other things.

b1: like what?

K: the thing I hate most about Denver is that I can't live there and
here at the same time.

b1: I KNEW IT. you talk about denver the same way my ex-girlfriends
talk about their ex-boyfriends.

... not in his weight class ...

solid goldstein: Your special k moment...Macho Man Randy Savage was Jewish

... and ribs are an entire animal

solid G: I've never been to atlanta. "The city too busy to hate" *** b1: all you need to know is they consider mac & cheese to be a vegetable.

check out the meat hook while my DJ revolves it

b1: vanilla ice on in the BBQ joint i'm in in atlanta. sounds completely and totally right for here.

there is no trivia anymore -- don't take my word for it, just google it

SG: Discussion on a podcast about how the internet has removed the value of trivia knowledge because everyone can access it now. b1: it's true. and a problem.

and neither HAVE to be shaved

pickles: 20 cents a meatball. if only men were that cheap easy and delicious. *** b1: they're cheaper than that. but the heartburn's worse.