if there's only one evil, then it must be ...

K: I'm super nice et al. It must be you.

danger! no, the *other* danger.

birdhead: Deja vu: Joe Britt, Matt Hershenson on stage at GoogleIO demoing cell phone stuff

b1: someone should yell, "is this going to die in 10 years?"

is it too late for a rebate?

mom: "when everything was said and done, your brother's total birth bills were $12 ... best $12 i ever spent ... <pause> ... well ... HAHAHAAHAHA."

and they all stopped BREATHING

b1-66er: they're playing my request on SONIC FM. the sweet "ballroom
blitz."

solid goldstein: "Are you ready Steve? Andy? Mick?...."

special K: It's! Its! The ballroom blitz!

b1-67er: that's awesome.

worse than lame

b1: it *really* bothers me when people are jubilant over the death of a person.

K: It's not a good look.

right market, wrong ability

pickles: There is a book called 'the lazy person's guide to fitness" on the discard cart . I was too lazy to even read it.

why they're not called "hebrew fries"

from special K:
Chick-fil-A plays Christian music in its restaurants...exclusively.
Chick-fil-A closes all its locations on Sunday...no exceptions.
Chick-fil-A's stated corporate purpose is:
1) To glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted
to us; and
2) To have a positive influence on all who come in contact with
Chick-fil-A.