rock is dead, long live auto-tune

solid G:
Rock is dead update...

No rock records in top 25 in 2010.

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b1-67er:
Well yeah, it's 55 years old now, more or less the same category as
polka. Was there any Polka in the top 25?

F.U.!

b1: i can see you've been looking at superbSONIC. 10 pages in the last
3 day.
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K: How are you identifying me?
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b1: using google fu.
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K: You won't tell me?
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b1: i already told you. i used google fu.
did i use kung fu? no.
did i use google fu? yes.
what did i use? google fu.
what did i say? google fu!
GIMME A GOOGLE! GOOGLE!
GIMME A FU! FU!
GIMME GOOGLE FU! GOOGLE FU!
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K: i'm cancelling your free blogs.
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b1: and i'm cancelling your special presentation at the WWDC.
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K: I really wanted to say I was canceling your blogs because I knew
you'd have a great response.
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b1: did i make it?
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K: Oh yes. Sorry, I forgot to say that.
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b1: good.
do you use google analytics (GA)?
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K: Yes, occasionally.
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b1: i had 1 big hit in campbell. 10 pages in 21 minutes. has to be
you. accuse. make fu jokes. move forward. the end.
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K: Perfect.

translation: lame to the lame power

K: wwdc tix are going for $3K+ on ebay.
*** b1: that's just (lame)^(lame).

massive greatness

K: I'm 4 weeks into my new eating.

b1: whoa. 5% of the total. is that a "significant" amount of time for
you?

K: No. But I have lost 14.6 lbs.

b1: so does that mean that i need to love you proportionally less? or
that the love just gets condensed in you? or that some of my love just
goes away with your weight?

K: It means I am a leaner and more perfect reflection of the universe.

b1: at least you're not egocentric.

i break out!

b1: i'm working out in a stump III T-shirt today.

king feddy: i bet you look good.

b1: so good.
people come up to me and say, "dude! are you that really funny guy from
'stump?'"
and i say, "no. i'm the *other* guy."

the darkness of winter

b1: i'm seeing edgar winter tomorrow.

K: Wear dark clothes.

b1: racist.

K: The K is for kruel.

b1: no, the K is for "drool."

and they still suck

the original members of KISS are in episode 16 of family guy volume 2 "a very special family guy freakin' christmas" in the video "KISS saves santa."